Cohen Goes Back to the Sneezer

Touched By An Angel, or at least a Fed.

Comrade Trump’s stupidest lawyer (Sorry Rudy ™) Michael Cohen is in the news again!

Axios morning email thingie:

Michael Cohen went back to prison yesterday after the N.Y. Post photographed him dining alfresco last week, and he refused to submit to the terms of his home confinement.

  • The former Trump fixer pleaded not to be hauled after U.S. marshals broke out the shackles yesterday, the Post reports.

“I’ll sign exactly what you want me to sign, so I don’t have to go back to jail,” Cohen whined to the lawmen who proceeded to chain him and take him into their custody, his former lawyer and friend Lanny Davis told the Post.

  • But it was too late.

That quote is interesting, because Cohen reportedly refused to sign papers requiring that he not talk to reporters or write a book.

Is it just me, or doe it seem like a guy just went to jail for planning to write a tell-all book about Prznint Stupid?


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4 Responses to Cohen Goes Back to the Sneezer

  1. StringOnAStick says:

    It’s definitely not just you. He’s back in jail to suppress the book he’s been writing; illegally “dining out” is the broken tail light.

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    • sos says:

      Still, if he hates jail so much. I don’t know, stay the fonk at home?

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      • tengrain says:

        SOS –

        I probably have this wrong, but I read somewhere he dined out in the joint in his own apartment building. I don’t think he left the premises.




  2. roket says:

    Bet Manafort has a “Dining Out Free” card.


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