Trump-the-Redeemer statuette (Click image to learn how you can bid on it!)
Scissorhead Purplehead suggests it could be used for voo-doo purposes, but I think you could get 2 rolls of TP on that thing, maybe?
That pleated skirt he’s sporting made me think it was a vibratory device. Then I spotted the little tootsies.
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I thought about that, too, M. Bouffant, but thought, well, maybe those pleats are ribbed for… oh, never mind.
What size batteries does it take? (Asking for a friend)
So, I’m not the only one to think this. It shows both our age and early adoption of pleasure tech since that ribbed look is seriously from the 1970’s. Congratulations, fellow libertines!
If we take Stormy Daniels’ word for it, it takes a single AAA.
The guy who makes that voodoo doll has sold 13 already. Sheesh. “More than 10 available.” Hey then!
Such a damned cult. These are unbelievably weird times. And I’m so ready for them to not be weird anymore.
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I also thought voodoo doll.
What waste of a 3D printer.
I… I feel so… triggered. Yeah triggered.
You know what would really piss me off? If someone bought every one the guy can print.
Or someone placing an order for 300000
That would make me so damn mad.
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Maybe Charmin Holder should get on that.
Gee those irregular discards from the First Shady Ruler collection finally have a use.
Oh, I can picture my artistic self crafting tiny clay piles of poo for his outstretched hands.
Since this looks to be (shittily) 3D-printed, if one could get ahold of the files, one could add the little tiny poo piles right to the model, for easy printing. And shrink the hands a bit, so they’re more properly proportioned, also, too.
“Wasted away again in margaritaville,
searchin for my Lot’s pillar of Salt;
Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame, but I know
It’s just can’t be tRump’s fault.”
They can’t even pretend to be Christians anymore.
To be honest, the first thing I thought of was the crucifix scene in The Exorcist.
I thought he was standing on – or in – a trash can.
Now that you mention it …
If people are supposed to be bidding on a trump statuette, why am I looking at a photo of a Jim Leyland the Redeemer figurine?
::THUMP:: goes the “item significantly not as described” hammer.
The perfect gift for all your locked down friends, now you can enjoy statue-toppling in the privacy of your own home.
You mean that plastic Lord Dampnut ISN’T a joke? Clicking on the page reveals a bunch of stuff with LD flipping the bird to Biden, Sanders, etc. Scroll down for a bunch of Biblical merch.
Appropriately fake gold.
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