This Exists

Trump-the-Redeemer statuette (Click image to learn how you can bid on it!)

Scissorhead Purplehead suggests it could be used for voo-doo purposes, but I think you could get 2 rolls of TP on that thing, maybe?

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21 Responses to This Exists

  1. M. Bouffant says:

    That pleated skirt he’s sporting made me think it was a vibratory device. Then I spotted the little tootsies.

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  2. purplehead says:

    The guy who makes that voodoo doll has sold 13 already. Sheesh. “More than 10 available.” Hey then!

    Such a damned cult. These are unbelievably weird times. And I’m so ready for them to not be weird anymore.

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  3. osirisopto says:

    What waste of a 3D printer.

    I… I feel so… triggered. Yeah triggered.

    You know what would really piss me off? If someone bought every one the guy can print.

    Or someone placing an order for 300000

    That would make me so damn mad.

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  4. HarpoSnarx says:

    Gee those irregular discards from the First Shady Ruler collection finally have a use.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. donnah says:

    Oh, I can picture my artistic self crafting tiny clay piles of poo for his outstretched hands.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Oregon Beer Snob says:

      Since this looks to be (shittily) 3D-printed, if one could get ahold of the files, one could add the little tiny poo piles right to the model, for easy printing. And shrink the hands a bit, so they’re more properly proportioned, also, too.

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  6. Dennis Cole says:

    “Wasted away again in margaritaville,
    searchin for my Lot’s pillar of Salt;
    Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame, but I know
    It’s just can’t be tRump’s fault.”

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  7. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    They can’t even pretend to be Christians anymore.

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  8. Chris Papalia says:

    To be honest, the first thing I thought of was the crucifix scene in The Exorcist.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. mys_lys says:

    If people are supposed to be bidding on a trump statuette, why am I looking at a photo of a Jim Leyland the Redeemer figurine?

    ::THUMP:: goes the “item significantly not as described” hammer.

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  10. spotthedog says:

    The perfect gift for all your locked down friends, now you can enjoy statue-toppling in the privacy of your own home.

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  11. Bruce388 says:

    You mean that plastic Lord Dampnut ISN’T a joke? Clicking on the page reveals a bunch of stuff with LD flipping the bird to Biden, Sanders, etc. Scroll down for a bunch of Biblical merch.

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  12. mikenet1 says:

    Appropriately fake gold.

    Liked by 2 people

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