Happy Hour News Briefs
Guys, uh-oh, fetus-fondling gawd-botherer Lance Wallnau is here to offer Lord Damp Nut the sure-fired message to ensure his re-election! Oh, crap! We’re doomed!
Oh. Wait. Maybe we’re not doomed. Isn’t that what Candidate Stupid said in the 2016 Goat Rodeo, “…and I alone can fix it?”
Remind us some more of how we’ll that worked out for us. Great plan, Lance.