News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Guys, uh-oh, fetus-fondling gawd-botherer Lance Wallnau is here to offer Lord Damp Nut the sure-fired message to ensure his re-election! Oh, crap! We’re doomed!

Oh. Wait. Maybe we’re not doomed. Isn’t that what Candidate Stupid said in the 2016 Goat Rodeo, “…and I alone can fix it?”

Remind us some more of how we’ll that worked out for us. Great plan, Lance.

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Well he’s behind the times. I saw a teevee ad last night where apparently if we elect Biden all of america will be overrun with looters of dusky complexion.

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  2. laura says:

    Wasn’t “I alone can fix it/I bear no responsibility” the whole first term – and hasnt it been going swimmingly?

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  3. roket says:

    He also probably thinks that’s an original thought.

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