Bad Marketing, Cont.

They trademarked, “Bum Hummers,” which I gotta admit was a new one to me.

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  1. Dennis Cole says:

    It pairs well with some “Schwetty Weiners,” or perhaps some “Schwetty Balls,” accompaied by a fairly robust Cabernet or Pinot.

    And back during the Great Drought of (insert era here,) I put signs over the toilets that celebrated our appreciation of the Fruit of the Vine, by proclaiming, “Due to the Drought, we request the following rule be observed: ‘Pinot, poo do; two #’1’s equal one #2.”

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    • Astamari says:

      We were told there would be no math.

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      MD – if it’s yellow, that’s an indication you could be getting dehydrated. Your urine should be a pale, slightly-yellowish, free-flowing fluid with very little odor. Unless you’ve been taking a Multi-B vitamin recently, (color,) or you’ve eaten some asparagus (smell).

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      • MDavis says:

        LOL – seriously, this was the saying during one of the droughts in the Seattle Metro area. I think most people got the point that some stuff can wait a bit to be flushed.
        Thanks, though, what you say is true and I do piss a lot of vitamin detritus away.


      • Dennis Cole says:

        I like mine, for originality, and it’s a pun within a poem. Pinot = pee NO! Poo do is self-explanatory, and now I’ve re injured my torn rotator cuff, patting myself on the back so much.


  2. purplehead says:

    Ah, I see that it’s an Australian company.

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  3. Weird Dave says:

    Makes me want some…

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  4. sos says:

    ‘Round here we calls ’em “Butt Welders”.


  5. MDavis says:

    If that’s mother’s milk someone should keep an eye on the kids.


  6. MDavis says:

    Also – how bad is the merchandising when I’m pretty sure that I will now always think of Bum Hummers when I see a jar of any picked onions?:

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