Our Sunday Sermonette

Get to the eff’ing point, you eff’ing sinners! Priest has got things to do!

(Unless your confession is really HAWT!)

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13 Responses to Our Sunday Sermonette

  1. david huerta says:

    Hil.ar.ious.😂

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  2. Infidel753 says:

    It would need to be even more “hawt” than the altar boy he has the 5:30 appointment with.

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  3. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned…
    [Record scratch…Narrator Voice] You’re probably wondering how I got here…

    Priest: “Good lord no, Timmy, not today.. two Hail Mary’s and get outta here, theres a line!

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  4. donnah says:

    So the sympathetic priests have the week off? Bummer!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. spotthedog says:

    I would like to quickly confess to a quickie.

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  6. bluzdude says:

    “Sin or get off the pot.”

    Liked by 4 people

  7. Dennis Cole says:

    Howz about I submit them in manuscript form, so he can read them at his leisure? And I’ll even send immediate updates via Twitter, or whatever Social Media platform he enjoys most.

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      • Redhand says:

        (Unless your confession is really HAWT!)

        Maybe, only a horny Catholic boy growing up in early ’60s can appreciate how funny this. is.

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  8. YellowDog says:

    Never complain, never explain.

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  9. I’m bringing this to work!

    Liked by 3 people

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