Get to the eff’ing point, you eff’ing sinners! Priest has got things to do!
(Unless your confession is really HAWT!)
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It would need to be even more “hawt” than the altar boy he has the 5:30 appointment with.
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“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned…
[Record scratch…Narrator Voice] You’re probably wondering how I got here…
Priest: “Good lord no, Timmy, not today.. two Hail Mary’s and get outta here, theres a line!“
So the sympathetic priests have the week off? Bummer!
That would be the symptomatic priests…
I would like to quickly confess to a quickie.
“Sin or get off the pot.”
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Howz about I submit them in manuscript form, so he can read them at his leisure? And I’ll even send immediate updates via Twitter, or whatever Social Media platform he enjoys most.
Sinner, the hot new social media app. Commit a Sin? Confess it immediately and wash your soul clean again!
Priests are standing by! Confess and recieve your absolution by text any time day or night.
Note: In-app purchases may be required for full functionality
Hey, they fundie Catholics always say they want that old time Catholicism back! Latin Mass and Selling Indulgences: Meet the 21st Century!
Maybe, only a horny Catholic boy growing up in early ’60s can appreciate how funny this. is.
Never complain, never explain.
I’m bringing this to work!
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Can you put it in inner-office mail to Cardinal Dolan?
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