Feel Better, Kimmie!

Jr. Mints and his emotional support cougar

The NYTimes reports that Kimberly Guilfoyle, Junior Mints’ $15,000 Ameros-per-month emotional support cougar, has tested positive for coronavirus.

CNN:

“Guilfoyle was not with the President and Donald Trump Jr. has so far tested negative… Guilfoyle had not had recent contact with the President, but she was in Tulsa and was backstage for his rally there and was also at his event in Phoenix.”

And as long as we’re talking about Kimmie,  Scissorhead Bluegal tipped us to a feature article about her in —of all places— Town & Country magazine! Maybe they have a special feature about well-heeled, ho-heeled home-wreckers? Who knows!

[As regular readers know, I’m generally a sex-positive person. As long as all parties are consenting adults, I don’t care. But affairs often bring in non-consenting parties (the spouse done wrong and sometimes a STD) and so those are where I draw a line. A vow is a vow and and oath is an oath, and crossed fingers are not an escape clause.]

Anyway it’s a sort of timeline of how Guilfoyle became the gold-digger she is today, falling upwards, toes-to-ceiling, if you get my drift. When you get to 2006, the Kimmie we all know emerges.  She get’s a Fox teevee job, a divorce from Gavin Newsom, an immediate second marriage and the birth of her son, well, you don’t need a lot of math to know what was going on.

Other marriages wrecked are featured (Hi Mooch!), and a pattern of getting involved with wealthy men and moving on is established until she lands the big tuna, ie, her current gig as the emotional support cougar for Junior Mints.

It’s an interesting read.

UPDATE 1:

heh.

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11 Responses to Feel Better, Kimmie!

  1. Richard Portman says:

    Oh ick. Looks like junior is gonna be a fat ass just like his dad. I don’t comment about that poor slut who is hanging on his arm. So disgusting. I never heard about Kimberley Guilfoyle until today. She looks like a whore. That Donald jr, we already know what he does. Gag me with a fukkin spoon.
    Some of my best friends are straight white people with money, but these two take it to a whole other level. Disgusting.

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  2. roket says:

    The fact that LDN is completely surrounded by the virus and still doesn’t catch it is further proof that he is in fact the antichrist.

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  3. osirisopto says:

    Actually this raises my opinion of her.
    It seems her contract doesn’t require actual physical contact, and possibly not even a presence in the same room with JR. Mints.

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    • Richard Portman says:

      Well i hope she gets paid. If she is lucky, she can get some money and get the hell away. If she is very lucky, she can write another book in the “Room Where it didn’t Happen ” series.
      Do you think she speaks Spanish? Because if she does, puta, we got some words for these situations.

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    “I didn’t catch any fish, honey, but I DID bring home a case of crabs…”

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  5. spotthedog says:

    Snarky Lev Parnas! Haha!

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  6. sos says:

    “Feel better” than what? Silicone?

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  7. HarpoSnarx says:

    I’m thinking of Bette Midler’s bon mot: “Pity the poor soul who has to rinse out that lingerie!”

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  8. spotthedog says:

    Ya know, if I was posing for a picture with mah hot lady, I don’t think I’d be dangling my limp barrel like that for everyone to see.

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  9. YellowDog says:

    I think the description you’re looking for is “round-heeled.”

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