Happy Hour News Briefs
Hey guys, did you know that Hair Füror said that he was OK wearing a face mask because it made him look like The Lone Ranger? It’s True!!1
“I had a mask on. I sort of liked the way I looked. I thought it was okay. It was a dark black mask, and I thought it looked okay. It looked like the Lone Ranger,” he joked with Fox Business. “I have no problem with that, and if people feel good about it they should do it.”
(No, he doesn’t look like the Lone Ranger!)
Anway, Jump for Jeebus! Our Old Pal Josh Bernstein is aghast that his alpha male role model could betray him thusly:
I think poor ol’ joshie is gonna have a hard time dealing with this, but on the positive side maybe he wont have to shave his palms today.