Thoughts and Prayers for Karen and Chad

Hey guys, remember the charming couple who pointed guns at Black Lives Matter demonstrators who marched in front of their tacky mausoleum, er, house?


Absolutely remarkably bad headline. The passive voice construction takes the actor away from the action. Maybe try, “I ruined my life when I pulled a gun?”

Let’s help out the St. Louis Post-Dispatch:

Couple Who Threatened Violence on Peaceful Protesters Face Consequences

That’s better.

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20 Responses to Thoughts and Prayers for Karen and Chad

  1. lofgren says:

    He should be in jail. He pulled a gun and pointed it at people in a menacing fashion. This is the kind of thing that even the NRA would have denounced before they went off the deep end, back when they supposedly represented “responsible” gun owners.


    • The only time I’ve ever been on a jury all the way through, we convicted two numbskulls for that very offense. (and numbskull was precisely the term I’d use. They did stupid things because they treated their guns as though they were toys, not deadly weapons)


    • laura says:

      He should be in jail for the khakis and polo in my opinion. I didn’t get the impression that any of the peaceful protestors gave shite one about the rococo nightmare of a home or its occupants – so how that couple came to fear for their very lives is a puzzle that can only be solved with the paper bag test.


  2. Honestly, he’s damned lucky he was wearing such baggy pants, hiding the stiffie he got from getting to run out with his metal 5.56MM penis to scare off the mud people…

    Honestly, these are allegedly educamated people. What the HELL did they think was going to happen?

    That these people walking up the street with signs were going to suddenly start attacking them like some sort of crazed animals? I know they’d been watching all the lovingly curated riot porn on Fox Snooze, but they have to realize (since they don’t see this happening every day in their own reality) that that is carefully produced …well…porn.

    Or does she really expect the pool guy to come to her door, and to the accompaniment of a chikawacka porn guitar, proceed to ravish her in the living room?

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      BDR – turns out she’s an attorney (facing disbarment for that little stunt,) and he’s an accountant or some such, but not for much longer. Yet another clear-cut case of White Persecution, and I also bet they’re good Xtian folk, so we might as well add Religious Persecution to the now-many problems they face.


      • osirisopto says:

        DC, I’m sorry to say this but you’re wrong. Where the hell did you get your information from.

        She’s not a lawyer and he’s not an accountant.
        They’re both faux news contributors.


      • Dennis Cole says:

        Sorry, but I didn’t bother to check, once I read it in 3 different places. Could be it’s not worth bothering over at this point. I don’t usually spread false info, and I also think I was just making inferences & assumptions I shouldn’t have.


  3. roket says:

    So the upper class says ‘hold my fifth of vodka’ instead of ‘hold my beer’ or what?


    • Dennis Cole says:

      Au contraire, mon frere; they say, “Here, hold my Hennessy.” Or Crown Royal, or Maker’s Mark, or……… get my drift.


  4. donnah says:

    I wish they had shot each other.


  5. spotthedog says:

    What cracks me up is – they’re barefooted! Obviously their reaction was very spontaneous, impulsive, “Fergit yer shoes Muffy, grab yer pistol, thayz a comin’!”

    Suggest this as cover photo for next month’s Southern Living. With feature article; “Fashion Do’s and Don’t’s When Confronting Antifa”.

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  6. Kent Fossgreen says:

    “My life was ruined when I chose to accessorize with a firearm. Who could have known?”


  7. Bruce388 says:

    There’s a really good chance they watched Tucker Carlson’s warning that the you-knows were coming to take their houses from them and they took it to heart.


  8. one might think that ATTORNEYS might be able to foresee negative consequences, and warn their clients accordingly. Or maybe they are particularly BAD attorneys?

    I also suspect the were day drinking, the way they are standing and the clothes they are wearing and the shoes they are not wearing…


  9. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I fought the lawn and the lawn won!

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  10. spotthedog says:

    Karen looks like she has no clue of how to wield a gun, but she sure knows it matches her attitude. No doubt Chad has done some mirror-posing with his assault rifle, although probably wearing a different outfit.


    • MJG says:

      Karen is fantasizing being in a Tarantino movie and saying ‘fuck’ a lot. Chad just didn’t have time to hop into his chaps.

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  11. HarpoSnarx says:

    “Whaddya mean our mansion is part of the settlement?! . . . Damn you Obama!”


  12. Their stupidity and racism ruined their lived.


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