Thing 3 Speaks About Masks And the Pandemic!

Thing 1 and Thing 2 looking for Bill Mitchell (thing 3)

Bill Mitchell tells us:

The internet replies:

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11 Responses to Thing 3 Speaks About Masks And the Pandemic!

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    What he really means is that he can’t snort lines of coke while wearing a mask.

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  2. The CDC does not reccomend gimp masks for this purpose.

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  3. spotthedog says:

    Bill Mitchell, did your mask come in a plastic bag? If so, did you remove the mask from the bag? Well if you’re still having trouble breathing, just keep it on, I’ll tell you when to take it off.

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  4. glitterbug says:

    I have a K-1 mask that I (ahem) borrowed from work. Then I cut the ends off some black socks to cover the pink cartridges. Adds another layer and looks really badass. Aviator sunglasses and a camo baseball cap complete the ensemble. It doesn’t leak.

    I get lots of looks, but nobody gets in my way.

    I spray it (and my hands) with Everclear 190 when I get out of the store and keep it in my trunk.

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      Isopropyl Alcohol at 91% is stronger and WAY cheaper than Everclear. Besides, wouldn’t you rather add the Everclear to the punch bowl, during the company party next Xmas?

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  5. Bruce388 says:

    The otherwise helpful young woman in the video doesn’t address the fact that masks are THE WORK OF THE DEVIL AND GOD CAN’T SEE HER.

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  6. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Has anyone ever explained to Bill Mitchell that you don’t use masking tape to make a mask?

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Richard Portman says:

    Who is Bill Mitchell and why is he such an asshole?


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