Guys, Trump’s Fratsputin, Jar-Jar Kushner has been busy! He’s taken some time off from putting webcams on Hair Füror’s
Last Monument to the Confederacy, er, Wall, solving the Tensions in the Mideast via the miracle of real estate, curing opioid addiction in Possum Hollar, and redesigning the gubmint to run like a smooth bidness to You’re Fired’ed Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo chief operating officer, Michael Glassner!
Axios morning email thingie:
Michael Glassner, who organized President Trump’s rallies, was “reassigned,” and Trump’s 2016 Arizona chair Jeff DeWit is joining the campaign as COO, Jonathan Swan reports.
- Jared Kushner engineered these moves. Glassner, a Trump campaign original dating back to 2015, has been told he will now be handling the campaign’s various lawsuits, sources say.
Behind the scenes: A person familiar with the shakeup defended Glassner as the unfortunate guy whose head needed to roll for the Tulsa rally debacle.
- “Michael didn’t really make many mistakes [at Tulsa],” the source said. “He did what he always did, and it just didn’t work post-COVID.”
Jar-Jar decided that Glassner should be the one to blame for the Tulsa OK rally FAIL (if Twizzler Trump is reading this, Tulas OK), and not campaign manager Brad Parscale who will live to Die Another Day.
So we’re gonna mark this as another win in CLAIM CHOWDER, where we predicted that someone was going to pay (“Bring me the head of the mail room clerk!”) for Trump not being able to fill a small-ish stadium.