Jar-Jar Goes A-Hunting, Gets Scalp

🎶 Looking out a dirty old window 🎵

Guys, Trump’s Fratsputin, Jar-Jar Kushner has been busy! He’s taken some time off from putting webcams on Hair Füror’s Last Monument to the Confederacy, er, Wall, solving the Tensions in the Mideast via the miracle of real estate, curing opioid addiction in Possum Hollar, and redesigning the gubmint to run like a smooth bidness to You’re Fired’ed Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo chief operating officer, Michael Glassner!

Axios morning email thingie:

Michael Glassner, who organized President Trump’s rallies, was “reassigned,” and Trump’s 2016 Arizona chair Jeff DeWit is joining the campaign as COO, Jonathan Swan reports.

  • Jared Kushner engineered these moves. Glassner, a Trump campaign original dating back to 2015, has been told he will now be handling the campaign’s various lawsuits, sources say.

Behind the scenes: A person familiar with the shakeup defended Glassner as the unfortunate guy whose head needed to roll for the Tulsa rally debacle.

  • “Michael didn’t really make many mistakes [at Tulsa],” the source said. “He did what he always did, and it just didn’t work post-COVID.”

Jar-Jar decided that Glassner should be the one to blame for the Tulsa OK rally FAIL (if Twizzler Trump is reading this, Tulas OK), and not campaign manager Brad Parscale who will live to Die Another Day.

So we’re gonna mark this as another win in CLAIM CHOWDER, where we predicted that someone was going to pay (“Bring me the head of the mail room clerk!”) for Trump not being able to fill a small-ish stadium.

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9 Responses to Jar-Jar Goes A-Hunting, Gets Scalp

  1. I think Brad’s safe ’till November…He was the Digital Director, and the one who did the deals with Cambridge Analytica and others. (🎶 How was I to know they were with the Russians too!🎵) If he’s not entirely stupid, he’s got a nice, big, fat folder of Kompromat all his own, and will not hesitate to burn it all down if pushed out.

    He’s also making sure that various trumps are getting their beaks wet, as well as taking his own skim off the river of money pouring in from Possum Hollar. So long as he keeps that up he’s safe, I think.

    Honestly I think the campaign is back on the 2016 goal:

    Lose the election, whine about it enormously, launch TrumpTV by buying out OANN or something, and continue to fleece the MAGAT’s cater to the faithful.

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    • spotthedog says:

      I believe you have things figured out. Trump and his gang/family are focused only on his core of support which they can milk from now on, in one way or another. Being president is not necessary to maintain the interest of his base, and he may consider that beneficial since it would allow him freedom to say anything as an “outsider”. An actual effort to win the election would require expanding beyond the core which doesn’t appeal to him at all, since its all about being mindlessly adored. Interesting that nobody actually got canned, only “reassigned”.

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      • MDavis says:

        Reassigned to managing lawsuits. He’s going for cash flow from BS suits against madea fo.. I dunno, reporting accurately and hurting the thin-skinned snowflake’s feelings?


      • I am convinced this was his strategery in the first place. I don’t think anyone was more surprised that he won than trump was. He was like the dog that caught the car…“Now what???”

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  2. MDavis says:

    Glassner, a Trump campaign original dating back to 2015, has been told he will now be handling the campaign’s various lawsuits…

    That’s lawsuits by the campaign, not against the campaign. CNN has a quote from Murtaugh of the tRump Campaign. They are already planning suits against major media outlets.
    Doesn’t look like he’s a lawyer, so he’s probably analyzing for deep pockets. So LDN is moving on to his normal routine of hitting the courtroom in an attempt to hoover up any loose cash. Also, they could be going for outrage porn. “Poor us, look at all these Messican judges oppressing us!” You know. Theater. More grist for the rallyes and all that.


  3. Dennis Cole says:

    “…And I want every man here to bring me 100 Nazi scalps; can you do that?”


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