Disney: You Will Subscribe

This will haunt my dreams tonight:

It was designed by the Imagineers at Disney, so Dawg only knows what they had in mind, but I’m still not subscribing to Disney+

(Hat tip: Scissorhead MDavis)

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19 Responses to Disney: You Will Subscribe

  1. FelineMama says:

    Well this had to happen. After drones & robot waiters/cooks. Whadchaxpect ???!?!?

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    Yeah, but can it do the dishes, wash, dry, and fold the laundry, and put it away properly? Take out the garbage, mow the lawn, unclog a toilet?

    I thought not. “Progress; it’s our most important product.”

    Have your People get ahold of my People, once you come up with something that does more than simple parlor tricks.

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    If you are going through the trouble of making a propeller driven vehicle that can climb walls why not just make it fly instead?

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    osirisopto – or howz about this simple chore:

    https://youtu.be/u-fXmS_JmvA

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  5. with a little effort (quarantine helps), I was able to watch everything I cared to before the 30 day trial period expired.

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  6. paul fredine says:

    maybe i’m just a big old cynic but i can imagine quite a few ways this could be used for less fun and honorable ways so i wouldn’t be patting myself on the back just yet…or does it do that, too?

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  7. MDavis says:

    Wouldn’t work on the moon. Mars, maybe?

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      MD – sorry, not on Mars, either – the atmo is just too thin. But on the moon, it could use compressed-air jets to maneuver, or some type of chemical “rocket.”

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