You First, Buddy (Happy Hour News Briefs)

Former Republican gubernatorial candidate for Massachusetts, anti-LGBTQ theocrat Scott Lively tells us that wearing a face mask is the Mark of the Beast and if his choice is to wear a face mask or to be beheaded by “a mob of anarchists and Islamists”— I’m excited to say that he’ll take beheading.

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19 Responses to You First, Buddy (Happy Hour News Briefs)

  1. osirisopto says:

    Where does the form?


  2. Your wish is our command!

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  3. Spocko says:

    I want to make it clear I do not condone violence toward cabbages.

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  4. roket says:

    Intubation is the new beheading I presume. Go forth unmasked into the wilderness and your wish may be granted.

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  5. Mary Ellen Sandahl says:

    Yeah, yeah, tough guy.
    Somebody show him that xray of flu- versus COVID-infected lungs.

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  6. Lsamsa says:

    Well, he won’t miss the brain he doesn’t have.

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  7. Dennis Cole says:

    Touch a doorknob, rub your eye;
    Pretty soon you’re gonna die…

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  8. MDavis says:

    If I heard him right, he doesn’t want to wear a mask because that would be equivalent to being treated like a dog, or a Jew, or a woman. The horror.
    That’s Stephen Miller’s boy, right there.

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  9. “I’m excited to say that he’ll take beheading” -ha ha haaa haaa ha haa haaa


  10. Chris Papalia says:

    strong drugs in Massachusetts?


  11. robginchicago says:

    Sadly, beheading is not the alternative to mask wearing, being a selfish self-centered, ignorant, anti-social asshole is the alternative, and this guy is there already.


  12. “Your proposal is acceptable.”

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