Impeached Prznint Stupid admitted he asked Crown Prince Bone Saw’s country of Saudi Arabia to spend billions of Ameros in swing states, and ol’ Bone Saw did him a solid and ordered some ships.
“We felt very strongly this is where it should be. We gave them a strong recommendation, and they followed it.”
So, you see, he’s taking credit for shaking down a country for a $2B contract that will keep a lot of Wisconsinites at work, and might help him get re-elected, and that kinda Squid Goes Pro was exactly what he was impeached for doing. But wait! There’s more!
Several shipbuilding companies may have grounds to file formal complaints with the U.S. Navy and the Government Accountability Office after President Donald Trump on June 25 suggested a multi-billion dollar weapons contract was awarded to a Wisconsin company because of its status location in a key 2020 battleground state.
Speaking to workers at Fincantieri Marinette Marine on June 25, Trump said the company was selected for the $5.5 billion contract to build 10 guided-missile frigates because of the speed and maneuverability of its existing ships—and because of the company’s location in a swing state.
“I hear the maneuverability is one of the big factors that you were chosen for the contract,” the president said. “The other is your location in Wisconsin, if you want to know the truth.”
As we learned from John Bolton’s book, Prznint Stupid had also asked Chinese premier Xi Jinping to buy more soybeans, to boost the economy in the midwest and help him get re-elected. So I detect a pattern.
Scissorhead Baron vonBeavis has a tidbit about the missile frigates (Link goes to Forbes):
“The writer details lie upon lie about the orange sphincter’s moronic riffing about “his” ship he designed to make it prettier, faster, more gnarly … only it was Obamas, designed by Italians long before his nibs had a say in the matter, and it ain’t as fast or as gnarly as he claims. The dude just can help himself.”