Don’t Try This At Home, Kids

This cracked me up:

Microsoft Store announces new approach to retail

The new approach: they are getting out of retail.

That headline is weapon-grade spin!

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7 Responses to Don’t Try This At Home, Kids

  1. Karla says:

    That is one of the spinniest [is too a word] headlines I’ve ever seen.
    Trump admin spox should bow at the feet of Microsoft. They are not worthy.

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  2. Coming from the cmopany that:

    — Used Mozart’s Deus Irae in it’s commercials to announce a new version of Windows
    — Created the “iPod Killer” Zune, that came in brown and “squirted” songs to other Zunes
    — Spent a huge amount of money for an incomprehensible commercial where Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates talked about buying shoes.
    — whose OWN marketers made a parody commercial of how they’d package the iPod that went hugely viral https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUXnJraKM3k

    …I’m actually mildly surprised they didn’t announce shutting down their online presence in favor of a strategy of buying 11,000 7-11’s to open “Neigborhood Microsoft Windows Shoppes” .

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    No more window shopping at Window Shops? I have a great disappoint!

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    Wait a minute — Microsoft was into retail?

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  5. Dennis Cole says:

    So I should stop wearing my “Windows tighty-whiteys,” because they might gain in value, due to their rarity?

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  6. Chris Papalia says:

    1812: Napoleon announces New Approach to Moscow.

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