This cracked me up:
Microsoft Store announces new approach to retail
The new approach: they are getting out of retail.
That headline is weapon-grade spin!
That is one of the spinniest [is too a word] headlines I’ve ever seen.
Trump admin spox should bow at the feet of Microsoft. They are not worthy.
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Coming from the cmopany that:
— Used Mozart’s Deus Irae in it’s commercials to announce a new version of Windows
— Created the “iPod Killer” Zune, that came in brown and “squirted” songs to other Zunes
— Spent a huge amount of money for an incomprehensible commercial where Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates talked about buying shoes.
— whose OWN marketers made a parody commercial of how they’d package the iPod that went hugely viral https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUXnJraKM3k
…I’m actually mildly surprised they didn’t announce shutting down their online presence in favor of a strategy of buying 11,000 7-11’s to open “Neigborhood Microsoft Windows Shoppes” .
No more window shopping at Window Shops? I have a great disappoint!
Fear not…the Window Depot remains open! https://thewindowdepot.com/
Wait a minute — Microsoft was into retail?
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So I should stop wearing my “Windows tighty-whiteys,” because they might gain in value, due to their rarity?
1812: Napoleon announces New Approach to Moscow.
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