OMG, we have to deal with the carnivorous, too? Will 2020 never stop?!
(Hat tip: Scissorhead @NamelessCynic on the tweeter.)
Music is a virus.
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Of course we have to beware of the Carnivorous…T Rex can’t put on a mask even if he wanted to!
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At least they spelled it correctly. That’s surprising.
I think the sign maker was punk’d by his own spell checker.
But what & where is their habitat? I don’t see any in the pool itself, (unless they’re masters at camouflage,) and there’s no evidence of any large, apex-predator types in the surrounding vegetation, (ditto on the camo,) so are the pool-users captured, and then………….[GASP!] taken to the Soylent Green rendering plant?
That would serve them right. Imagine the amount of plastic in one of us, but then again, I bet we’d be shelf-stable for years.
TG – I just noticed the pool cover.
Nooo, don’t do it…….STOP! Don’t look underneath it!
[A strange sucking-type of sound is heard]
Arrrrrgh! I’m too late! But I tried; at least I tried.
Now let’s check out the Appetizer menu…
Vegetarians can be so damn petty …
Don’t get me started on the vegans.
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They’re worse than fundagelicals or Jehovah’s Witlesses…
I wouldn’t go that far, Vegans don’t turn up on my doorstep uninvited like the god bothers do.
“Oh Lawdy! Mah plantation has no pool!”
I thought they went extinct 65 million years ago after the Chicxulub impact?
Must be alligators infesting the pool…
DYAC!… Oh, wait, no one noticed when they were putting up their sign.
Damn You Reliance On Auto Correct.
Lions & Tigers & Bears, Oh My!
I’d like to see Lord Dampnut try to spell Coronavirus.
I’d like to see him show any interest in Coronavirus – especially interest in minimizing it. No, not the kind of minimizing he’s doing already, I mean taking steps to minimize the devastation.
Oooh, ooooh, I’ve always wanted to see a live carnivorous up close!! They’re so rare, no wonder they have to be protected from us and our nasty apey viruses! Couldn’t we see it if we stayed 12 ft away?? If we’re really really careful??
Sure, Mary Ellen – just lift up a corner of that pool cover, and take a quick pic! Heck, make it a selfie if you can!
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