Never Fear, Pence Is Here! (Fear.)

Pence is the one on the right.

Ambulatory termite buffet VP Mike Pence wants us to turn that frown upside down. He’s definitely a morgue-is-half-full kinda guy!

Pence told senators that only 12 states are having case increases [Ed. He’s lying. It’s 20. –TG], and pointed out that the mortality rate isn’t rising, because more young people are getting tested now. We note for the record that the Death Curve lags behind the case curve, d’uh. We also note that Red States encouraged the Yutes to go out and party.

In other words, the master plan to save the economy by opening pubs and nail salons for the jaded Yutes is working like a dream.

Anway, Pence is now back in charge of the Corona Virus Task Force, so expect some expert-level of happy horseshit from the guy who used religion as public healthcare policy in Indiana.

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9 Responses to Never Fear, Pence Is Here! (Fear.)

  1. Steve-O says:

    Pence is in charge? So is it mandatory to pray away the Corona, or just strongly recommended?

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Pray away the fey!!

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  3. sos says:

    pensive means thoughtfulness – weird huh?

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  4. MDavis says:

    Working like a dream? That’s the sort of dream I wake up from whimpering.
    Don’t wake up screaming. It just attracts their attention.

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  5. There are 28 states with increases greater than 10% in the last week.

    The TSKoA has a 42% increase, and Tody the Terrible Sand Governor said yesterday he’s against mandating masks, especially at trump hate rallies “Political Rallies” because First Amendment Raaahts.

    Apparently public health is now merely a form of artistic expression.

    https://tucson.com/news/state-and-regional/arizona-gov-doug-ducey-no-masks-at-political-rallies-ok-but-not-so-at-bars/article_dc521785-da80-539d-95db-76a8760f2e69.html

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  6. buckobear says:

    Thax for clarifying which one is the horse’s ass.

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  7. Save the Economy by Killing the Customers! What a plan! What could go wrong?

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      z r – it’s been killing mostly the elderly and infirm, which will reduce the numbers of Soc Sec/SSDI beneficiaries immensely. = (R) win
      It’s also been killing PoC disproportionately. = (R) win
      And even though the R states are experiencing an increase, the attitude still seems to be, “as long as it is thee and not me,” so until it REALLY hits home, when multitudes begin dying, their complacency and ineptitude is gonna kill a whole bunch more.

      But I don’t see them wising up anytime soon, do you?

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  8. Sirius Lunacy says:

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