Ambulatory termite buffet VP Mike Pence wants us to turn that frown upside down. He’s definitely a morgue-is-half-full kinda guy!
Pence told senators that only 12 states are having case increases [Ed. He’s lying. It’s 20. –TG], and pointed out that the mortality rate isn’t rising, because more young people are getting tested now. We note for the record that the Death Curve lags behind the case curve, d’uh. We also note that Red States encouraged the Yutes to go out and party.
In other words, the master plan to save the economy by opening pubs and nail salons for the jaded Yutes is working like a dream.
Anway, Pence is now back in charge of the Corona Virus Task Force, so expect some expert-level of happy horseshit from the guy who used religion as public healthcare policy in Indiana.