Breaking: Floriduh is Eff’ed

Axios Alert:

Florida reports massive single-day increase of 9,000 coronavirus cases

Florida on Friday reported nearly 9,000 new coronavirus cases in 24 hours totaling 122,960 cases.

Meanwhile, Prznint Stupid is moving ahead full speed with his convention plans for Jacksonville, FL.

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7 Responses to Breaking: Floriduh is Eff’ed

  1. revzafod says:

    The good part is all those conventioneers will have plenty of time to get sick and die before November. “Let’s party like there’s no tomorrow” come true.

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    My wife and I had planned a camping trip to Colorado and Utah National Parks for last fall. Health problems forced us to postpone until this spring when Covid forced us to postpone indefinitely. So now we’re hoping to go car camping in the fall, perhaps the U.P. but with our governors totally inept handling of the virus we are seeing more and more states banning or restricting travelers coming from Florida. I certainly can’t blame them, but it looks like we won’t get this trip in either. It really is way past time to vote in some RESPONSIBLE adults!

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  3. Dennis Cole says:

    So far, it’s barely been “rabbit-turds” impacting the high-speed, whirling, ventilation device; it’s just a warm-up. We have oh, so much more to look forward to:

    https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/model-predicting-united-states-disorder-now-points-to-civil-war/12365280?fbclid=IwAR0L1VEuYaAkOQbKpUtLKICYJ4m2RGASWS3pwr40I9bjW68TIbDK1jErFw4

    SO – just a few more riots, a bit more financial instability in both personal, household, and Govt economies, from the lowliest clutch of tin-shack homeless shelters to the arched halls of the state and fed capitols, it’s getting more and more rickety, and soon, like a house of cards, even a listless “breeze” of dissatisfaction blows it all over, and it’s WAR.

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  4. donnah says:

    But Mike Pence just said that we’ve beaten the virus! We’ve flattened the curve and we’re in a better place! He also refused to say the word “mask” in his soeech, finally forced to say “facial coverings” instead. So Florida’s numbers are fake news.

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    • Infidel753 says:

      Remember, Pence is a religious fundamentalist. When he talks about people going to “a better place”, he means something different from what most of us probably mean — and plenty of that has been happening lately.

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  5. Infidel753 says:

    Would love to see (a) the convention chased out of Jacksonville too because the virus is totally out of control by then, and (b) Trump bitching that the problem is being caused by Florida testing too much.

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