Jeebus eff-me pumps are not scriptural. Are they?
I didn’t believe that these could be real, but then the Google found more…
(Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)
I’ll take your word for it.. not gonna get THAT search in my Google history!
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Don’t look up Jesus!
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Or, “Jesus, don’t look up!”
Might as well get this one out of the way: I bet “Oh Come all ye Faithful” is her favorite Christmas Carol…
Somewhere, Salvador Dali is smiling approvingly.
I’m somehow skeptical about Jesus being impressed.
I was going to say Holy Cow, but I guess I’d better go with good grief.
…where Jesus will saw her feet off and throw them into Hell, because how do you think he feels about people using his torture and murder as FMP decoration?
…I’m at a genuine loss for words. LOL! Whoever this lady is needs to borrow Ivanka’s Bible. Wait…
How long before some fucking Karen has shoes with a noose heel?
O. M. D.! …never thought ignorance would go that low… er–HIGH! Heels, that is.
If you crossed RuPaul and Mother Teresa….
How utterly disrespectful to the god they supposedly love & fear.
Maybe their god likes that sort of thing. Mine would, if I wasn’t an atheist.
That was my immediate reaction too. It’s incredibly disrespectful, like wearing flag-pattered shorts (which one also sees).
Because Jesus wants dat ass way up high!
i’m not sure that higher heels qualifies for social distancing though if i saw someone wearing these i’d sure as hell stay more than 6 feet away. but they actually may be helpful if a vampire were to attack your ankles.
Is there a Xtian-based chain of gentlemen’s clubs? I’m asking because they really look like stripper shoes. Not that I would know personally, but I learned a lot watching J-Lo in “Hustlers.”
Finally, the right shoes for Jesus Jeans, and it only took 45 years.
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