News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jump for Jebus! Our long time pal Josh Bernstein shows us why he’s ‘Murka’s baddest bald bastard (no relation nor any constest to Big Bad Bald Bastard):

Cool, cool. Killing hisself to own the libtards, but on the bright side, he also might get droplets!

What a dope.

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17 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Wow! A portable, albeit small, glory hole!

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  2. spotthedog says:

    I don’t know much about baseball, is he signaling 2 strikes or 2 balls?

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    • MDavis says:

      He just did the British thing wrong – he’s backwards.
      It’s quite like him to say Eff You twice.
      See, this guy knows how to do it properly.


  3. donnah says:

    He went to the mall to get his “100% Asshole” shirt.


  4. spotthedog says:

    OH NO – He charges 2 dollars!!!! (reference to first post)

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  5. laura says:

    We probably each have our own personal rating system. Imma have to give him a solid 11 on the unfuckable scale. The copper bracelet nudged his total score up in the performance art category.

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  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    ‘Murka’s baddest bald bastard (no relation nor any constest to Big Bad Bald Bastard)

    For that, he shall never be forgiven.

    It’s funny how doughy right-wing blobs like him always question the masculinity of liberals.

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  7. roket says:

    Well, he sure showed us libs what he’s made of. Did he not? Wait!! What’s that smell?!?


  8. At least he has clearly marked himself as a distasteful asshole, so people can give him a WIDE berth. 6 feet? nah. 10 feet or GTFO.


  9. skinnydennis says:

    100% fucktard.


  10. Jimmicus says:

    Clever of him to invent a portable glory hole


  11. R White says:

    Too much built-up anger for fellatio. Probably bites.😬


  12. spotthedog says:

    Attention mall-goers: Beware if this man follows you into the restroom!

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  13. julesmomcat says:

    With a gut like that, he has to be 8 months along. Ugh.


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