No one would believe this plot point

Or going back for the cat. The cat was gonna be fine. In fact the cat was gonna hunt the deranged killer. Probably.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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6 Responses to No one would believe this plot point

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    Or how about the poor guy who’s almost out of ammo, but then he gets a coupla lucky killz, and even tho he’s down to his final bullet, he won’t stop to pick up any weapons the dead guys are no longer in need of, until it’s either too late, or almost.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    The cat was never in any danger. The deranged killer was attempting to appease the cat by finding some food it would fucking eat.

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  3. E.A. Blair says:

    …and Ripley was rescuing the cat while Parker and Lambert were being torn to shreds by the alien.

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  4. YellowDog says:

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    • Chris Papalia says:

      That explains why there was only one black guy on The Walking Dead at a time; if you had more than that common sense would take over and no-one would be getting killed. Likewise, only one old old white guy.

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      • Bruce388 says:

        Richard Pryor had an explanation for the all-white cast of The Exorcist.

        Devil: “Hello?”
        Black guy: “Goodbye.”

        Billy Crystal on Black audiences watching Jaws:
        “Don’t be going into that water, girl!”

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