I read that the Tik-Tok brigade (you know, the George Soros Antifa mercs and “dancing Asians”) had been ordering tickets for Prznint Stupid’s O-k-l-a-h-o-m-a Super-Spreader 3-Ring Circus, and I’m now wondering if they did and if so, was this the secret sauce for the disaster that followed?
Brad Parscale really believed his own press announcements about requests for a million tickets and scaled-up this thing for an unbelievable turn-out (300% of the population of Tulsa), only to make a complete prat of himself and the Orange Menace when probably less than 10,000 people showed up.
I’m not saying that the kids stopped 1M people from going, I’m saying they conned the cons into thinking that there was a YUGE demand, and got them to bank on this event and spend a LOT of Ameros to pull it off.
(Wilma Ballsdrop ordered 1,000 tickets. Ben Dover got some too, and so on.)
I’m going to go with that: Trump’s 2-Minute Hate was undone by the Yutes of Today, and I salute them.
UPDATE 1: Forbes
Turnout At Trump’s Tulsa Rally Was Just Under 6,200–A Fraction Of The Venue’s 19,200 Capacity
“…One probable reason for the inflated ticket registration figure was a concerted effort by teenagers on the social media app TikTok to reserve seats at the rally in an effort to create empty seats. Numerous TikTokers posted videosencouraging their followers to register for tickets to deny spots from supporters of the president. They in turn recruited ‘Kpop stans,’ fans of Korean pop music, a massive and active community on social media, to do the same. While it is unlikely this effort denied people any seats, as the rally was first come first serve, it may have accounted for substantial chunk of the ticket registrations.”
UPDATE 2: because we love some schaden with our freude:
UPDATE 3: Remember this?
only 1 protester was arrested, and she was arrested for wearing a #BLM tee shirt that said, “I cannot breath,” which surely must be an abridgment of her civil rights.
UPDATE 4: I guess someone told him it was another crime:
A man with no sense of humor cannot make a cognitive joke.