And he confessed to what is likely a crime against humanity:
And there was the traditional call for violence:
(Honestly, when he drank the water, Possum Hollar cheered “Four More Years”)
The warm-up act was, uh, Twizzler:
…who did his own promotion, like a big boy!
2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign Manager is trying to save his job:
But the AP is not having any of it:
and Drudge might have put the final nail in Parscale’s coffin: