Trump Drinks Half-Full Glass in Half-Empty Stadium

And he confessed to what is likely a crime against humanity:

And there was the traditional call for violence:


(Honestly, when he drank the water, Possum Hollar cheered “Four More Years”)

The warm-up act was, uh, Twizzler:

…who did his own promotion, like a big boy!

2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign Manager is trying to save his job:

But the AP is not having any of it:

and Drudge might have put the final nail in Parscale’s coffin:

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25 Responses to Trump Drinks Half-Full Glass in Half-Empty Stadium

  1. YellowDog says:

    Parscale is toast.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Redhand says:

    What an insane shitshow this was. Glad I didn’t go. 😉

    Liked by 3 people

  3. Chris Papalia says:

    The Lincoln Project and Sarah Cooper are going to have so much fun with this material!

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Chris Papalia says:

    “Police reported just one arrest Saturday afternoon.”

    The police arrested a woman, allegedly for trespassing, despite her having a ticket for the event; her real crime – she was wearing a shirt that read: “I can’t Breath.”
    This all went down in front of live streaming news cameras; I see wrongful arrest suit coming.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Dennis Cole says:

    Miracle of Miracles……..theyz dun bin Raptured! Whoosh! Poof! Right up to the heavens, past the retractable roof panels, (were they retracted in time? No injuries? Good, that’s great.)

    Please don’t tell me VP Pence got “Left Behind…”


  6. Dennis Cole says:

    Not to mention, (how come nobody mentioned?) those vacant seats are all BLUE……..


  7. spotthedog says:

    Almost a million people wanted tickets huh? I think Sleepy Joe can kick back and catch an extra 40 winks. Wow, tomorrow is going to be fun.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Heim says:

    If there is a future how many of the people will say they were Donald Trump supporters? Living in Magnolia, AR during the Clinton Presidency I used to eat at a coffee shop and the lady there used to laugh how many in Arkansas detested Clinton and refused to admit they voted for Clinton even though he had been governor twice.


  9. sos says:

    I detect … stagflation


  10. Diane says:

    He drank water and they cheered, four more years. The bar is now so low, Gymmie or Matt could become president.

    Liked by 2 people

  11. Redhand says:

    This is interesting from CNN: TikTok users are trying to troll Trump’s campaign by reserving tickets for Tulsa rally they’ll never use.

    Here’s the hilarious part. CNN predicted that:

    Despite their intent, the objective of the effort, to leave Trump with an empty stadium on Saturday, is almost certainly going to be unsuccessful. Although the capacity of the Bank of Oklahoma Center in Tulsa is just under 20,000, the Trump campaign has, clearly, not put a limit on how many people can request tickets.


    For your schadenfreude reading pleasure, here’s a particularly biting opinion piece by Richard Wolfe at The Guardian: Don’t call it a comeback: Trump’s Tulsa rally was just another sad farce.

    Ya know, I’m actually beginning to feel something I haven’t felt in ages: a tine flicker of hope and that we’ll get through this, that the good guys may actually win big this time. I almost feel a flicker of pride, rather than despair and depression, at being American.

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  12. Chris Papalia says:

    Seems I wasn’t the only one to reserve seats for Tulsa. Still, nice to know I played a (very small) part in fucking them around.

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Buttermilk Sky says:

    In related news:
    “Joe Biden Sets Up Presidential Transition Team Under Close Adviser”


    • MDavis says:

      This is a responsible act. Doesn’t mean he thinks he’s guaranteed a win, but he’s doing the homework so he won’t be caught unprepared.


  14. roket says:

    Bet those people who have been in line for a week are pissed at those damn libs for one reason or another. Probably because those damn libs figured out that blocking the red hats before they go through metal detectors will catch them while they are unarmed. Damn you libs.

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