Pop Quiz!

Matt Gaetz stinks on ice

Hey guys, did you know that Matt Gaetz (R – Drunk Tank) is a dad? It’s true!

…which of course their relationship has become something of conjecture, but for our purposes the tweet has become a treasure trove of snarky, joke-format mockery.

In other words, a moment made for Scissorheads.

The format is simple, take the essence of the tweet and use it however you will. Here’s some examples:

Have at it in the comments.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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19 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. w3ski4me says:

    “We share no blood but we do share other bodily fluids regularly.”

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  2. When Representative Gaetz falls out of the closet, there’ll be loads of laundry following him!

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  3. Dennis Cole says:

    I can’t embed pics for some reason, even ones with no copyright blocks. So, TG – can you or another Scissorhead give me a clue or 2?
    Meanwhile, this is MY adopted son, Jeremiah.

    “We share no blood…….but I helped him drink his wine; yeah, he always had some mighty fine wine…

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    Well, waddaya know. This time, I right-clicked on “Copy image address,” instead of just “copy image.” The copyright overlay is annoying, and it wasn’t there when I selected it, so I still need some practice I guess.
    Thanks for your patience with me. I’ve been working with 5 different specialists since Feb., when I started on a new pain med, and we’ve had to wait, and observe the interactions with all my other meds. I was warned they would range from “slight” to “mild-to-intense,” which is about what I would call projectile vomiting in the 10-ft range. We’re getting close to levels that are appropriate, but since I’ve been way more sedentary than usual, that’s all going to change once I can restart my Aqua Aerobics. Gravity sucks, but when I’m in the water, I’m buoyant, and able to move MUCH more freely. But the Y is not expecting to reopen the pools until Sept., for obvious reasons.

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  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    This is my adopted son Rhum. He came from Haiti (legally, of course) He’s definitely gotten into my blood.

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  6. FelineMama says:

    Bitch FuckConnell!! THAT is your natural born son !! You cannot deny the resemblance!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. roket says:

    Quick question. How does a Cuban enter the US illegally? As soon as they step foot on US soil the automatically receive refugee status, right? Wait, how old am I anyway??


  8. Perturbation says:

    Gaetz and Jerry Falwell Jr. should get together for a play date with their respective pool boys.


  9. Chris Papalia says:

    There is something deeply disturbed about Mr Gaetz.


  10. spotthedog says:

    Nestor knows its going to be a rough night when daddy puts on the gas mask.


  11. paul fredine says:

    so, though he’s not legally adopted him he considers him a son. hate to say but calling out ‘oh, daddy!’ at certain ‘special’ times doesn’t actually make him his son. doesn’t work that way….or so i’ve heard.

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  12. bruce388 says:

    “This is my son Nestor. Having him Is the best thing in my life. Now I always have a designated driver.”


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