Happy Birthday, Newticles!

Newt-and-Callista

It’s the staff-banging serial adulterer Newt Gingrich’s birthday today!

Callista wants to give you a blow-out bash, no doubt. I’m sure you are up for it!

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11 Responses to Happy Birthday, Newticles!

  1. spotthedog says:

    Hope she can handle the pressure. Newt may be concerned about deflation, but not for the same reason as most economists.

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  2. donnah says:

    It’s funny that Callista really does look like that, but the doll looks more human than she does. And has more human emotions, too.

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  3. roket says:

    Who?

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  4. Redhand says:

    Newt has been pretty quiet of late. I looked up Callista’s pic and this DOES look like her, except that her eyes are more squinty. She’s currently “Ambassador to the Holy See,” so I wonder how much social distancing she did during the Italian lockdown.

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  5. Bruce388 says:

    Isn’t it time for Noot to start shopping for Wife Number Four?

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  6. Dennis Cole says:

    As long as we don’t have to endure a blow-by-blow description of the festivities…

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  7. Dennis Cole says:

    Not to mention an Adderral-high blowout. (I was referring to both types of speed; an OD on Meth, or “Crank”, aka “over-amping.” Also, see: “thighs pumping like pistons.”)

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  8. HarpoSnarx says:

    I guess all them thar nekked paintings at the Vatican make sexsay time so special . . .

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      You mean the ones of all those nubile, pre-pubescent and adolescent young lads? Those spirited kids, having fun being taught Manly Arts like wrestling, as they so clearly depict? (I think it’s wrestling, or wrasslin’, or some such behavior; art IS in the eye of the beholder, and I sure as fuck know child porn when I see it, but no one’s gettin’ busted, so make of that what you will.)

      Oh, wait………I think I wasn’t supposed to mention those.

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