Trump: 300% of Tulsa Wants To Go To The Red Hat Rally!

Deadly distractions

So hows the Oklahoma burn-the-Reichstag rally playing in O-k-l-a-h-o-m-a?

“Expressing concerns about COVID-19’s increasing spread, the Tulsa City-County Health Department’s director [Dr. Bruce Dart] said he wishes the campaign rally for President Donald Trump at the BOK Center on June 20 would be pushed back to a later date.”

Lord Damp Nut isn’t going to like that!

“I think it’s an honor for Tulsa to have a sitting president want to come and visit our community, but not during a pandemic,” said Dart. “I’m concerned about our ability to protect anyone who attends a large, indoor event, and I’m also concerned about our ability to ensure the president stays safe as well.”

Ah, the Health Department has learned to make the rejection of the rally flattering to Hair Füror, good move! Also: how cool is it that their Health Director is Dr. Dart!

But the editors at the paper have a different take: unvarnished accuracy:

President Donald Trump is coming to town this week for a campaign rally.

It will be his first since such events were suspended earlier this year because of the COVID-19 shutdown.

We don’t know why he chose Tulsa, but we can’t see any way that his visit will be good for the city.

Tulsa is still dealing with the challenges created by a pandemic. The city and state have authorized reopening, but that doesn’t make a mass indoor gathering of people pressed closely together and cheering a good idea. There is no treatment for COVID-19 and no vaccine. It will be our health care system that will have to deal with whatever effects follow…

There’s no reason to think a Trump appearance in Tulsa will have any effect on November’s election outcome in Tulsa or Oklahoma. It has already concentrated the world’s attention of the fact that Trump will be rallying in a city that 99 years ago was the site of a bloody race massacre.

This is the wrong place for the rally.

When the president of the United States visits your city, it should be exciting. We think a Trump visit will be, but for a lot of the wrong reasons, and we can’t welcome it.

Lord Damp Nut springs into action, thankfully not on a ramp, to force the rally on them:

Wow! That’s amazing! That’ like 300% of the population of Tulsa!



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17 Responses to Trump: 300% of Tulsa Wants To Go To The Red Hat Rally!

  1. Redhand says:

    I have watched with increasing disbelief as this date nears, At least someone in Tulsa realizes this is madness. What astounds me is how blind the Trump campaign is to the risks not just to citizens’ lives, but to his campaign.

    A huge outbreak following the rally can only strengthen the proofs that he is depraved and willing to sacrifice lives to get re-elected. How can that not be devastating in the long run to him (the only one who matters, of course)?

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    • Because his base is a Death Cult, and he is their Messiah. He says the Coronavirus is FAKENOOZ! and they believe him,

      Blessed are the MAGAt’s for they are washed in the blood of the sacrificed and shall not suffer; nay it is the people who SHOULD BE suffering who will suffer. 2 Corinthians Walk Into A Bar 12:25


  2. donnah says:

    This rally biz is a hot mess. First, they schedule on Juneteenth and in a city that was devastated by the slaughter of the black population in 1921. So they go against Trump’s stubborn nature and reschedule, claiming to be sensitive to the African American population. So that’s hilarious.

    And Trump’s team went online to sell tickets, or rather do a data mining operation to have a fresh new crop of idiots to add to their mailing and contact list. And they claim that they’ve sold more tickets than the population of Tulsa, with original totals over 200,000 and then 300,000 and now a million! Jeez Louise.

    So I guess we’ll see what happens on Saturday. If I lived in the area, I’d be headed away to some safe, secluded campsite. I’m guessing that the masks won’t be prevalent.

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  3. julesmomcat says:

    The only positive effect is that COVID-19 could reduce the number of Rethug OK voters before November. Should that happen, we can only hope more states will host Suckface’s rallies between now and then.

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  4. roket says:

    What is the purpose of the Tulsa City-County Health Department’s if they can’t shut this thing down? Asking for a friend.

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  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    The BOK Center only holds about 20,000. 295% of Tulsans will be soooo disappointed that they couldn’t get in! The other 5% will be disappointed that they did get in when the virus hits.

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    • Perturbation says:

      Many of the rest of them will be able to enjoy the rally experience vicariously when their friends and family come home and give it to them.

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    • osirisopto says:

      Maybe they’ll install jumbotrons in the parking lot. Thet way the people who can’t get in will have the exact same experience as those who can.


  6. Kent Fossgreen says:

    How long before LDN promises his followers that a spaceship is coming to pick them up right after the election?

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    • tengrain says:

      My favorite part of Heaven’s Gate was that those poor people had their passports with them.

      MAGA? not so much.




  7. osirisopto says:

    and I’m also concerned about our ability to ensure the president stays safe as well.”

    No need worry. I’m sure they have a plan for that.
    Although I would love to see the MHSG in the stadium along with 20K of his hyper-excited, mouth-foaming horde screaming “Build The Wall”.

    Maybe they’ll all wear masks like this one…


  8. Dennis Cole says:

    I’d say it’s WAY past time for tRump Const. Co., LLC to build a “Million Man Arena,” to be located centrally in the Continental US, say in KS or NB, as it has been shown time and again how he’s so adored by his fans that each time he holds a Rally, the venue is somehow always larger than listed, and overflowing, with thousands and thousands out side, clamoring to be let in.

    Such an impressive edifice, adorned with Yuge golden “Ts;” I imagine it would elicit admiration and approval from his buddies like Pooty-poot, and Erdogan, and Crown Prince Bone-saw.


  9. Chris Papalia says:

    300% might be true – I’m sure I’m not the only person to log on to the website and register an interest in 2 tickets, just to ratfuck the ratfucker. (didn’t need to pay)

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