Happy Hour News Briefs
Guys, remember when Prznint Stupid was withholding his beloved Burn-the-Reichstag Rallies and instead having daily, tedious briefings about the Trump Virus, and advising everyone to ingest bleach and what not, and he was paying lip service to best practices like social distancing and masks (though saying he hisself wouldn’t wear one).
And then over time he grew bored with it all and started back to bidness as usual, lying to us that the Trump-Virus was all pretty much over, and that it was time to kill gramma and get back to work because gramma was holding back the economy and his re-election prospects.
“Covid-19? Never heard of it,” he seemed to be saying.
The Trump Campaign Is Making People Sign A Coronavirus Waiver Before They Attend His Next Rally
When registering for tickets, attendees are informed that by doing so they are “acknowledging that an inherent risk of exposure to COVID-19 exists.”
Nothing gets to Lord Damp Nut like liability and the fear of being sued. I bet he has something in there that allows him to counter-sue attendees if they get it and go public with catching it at one of his rallies.