News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Guys, remember when Prznint Stupid was withholding his beloved Burn-the-Reichstag Rallies and instead having daily, tedious briefings about the Trump Virus, and advising everyone to ingest bleach and what not, and he was paying lip service to best practices like social distancing and masks (though saying he hisself wouldn’t wear one).

And then over time he grew bored with it all and started back to bidness as usual, lying to us that the Trump-Virus was all pretty much over, and that it was time to kill gramma and get back to work because gramma was holding back the economy and his re-election prospects.

“Covid-19? Never heard of it,” he seemed to be saying.

I guess he heard about it:


The Trump Campaign Is Making People Sign A Coronavirus Waiver Before They Attend His Next Rally

When registering for tickets, attendees are informed that by doing so they are “acknowledging that an inherent risk of exposure to COVID-19 exists.”

Nothing gets to Lord Damp Nut like liability and the fear of being sued. I bet he has something in there that allows him to counter-sue attendees if they get it and go public with catching it at one of his rallies.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    If I happened to already have Covid I would be very tempted to go the the rally knowing that no one could sue me or hold liable for passing it around. Although, I’m betting Trump is signing no such document and he would happily sue anybody that might sneeze within 200 feet of him.


  2. osirisopto says:

    I remember hearing the MHSG was a germophobe (who doesn’t wear a condom).

    I’m still betting bunker baby will attend via video from an undisclosed location.


    • MDavis says:

      I remember hearing that germophobe thing, too. Wasn’t that the bs he came up with to “prove” that the Kremlin doesn’t have any pee tapes on him?


  3. donnah says:

    Wow! He moved it to Saturday “out of respect” for his African American friends and supporters.

    i can’t believe it.


  4. Chris Papalia says:

    And you can be certain that his groupies won’t hesitate to sign it either. “You can drink the Cool-Aid, but first there’s some paperwork to sign.”


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