Audience of One

Stable Jenius Prznint Stupid
(Credit: @MemphisJohnny1)

Prznint Queeg is gonna find those strawberries.

Lord Damp Nut’s 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign  spent over $400,000 Ameros to run cable-news ads in the Washington, DC area. There is no chance that Maryland, Virginia, and Washington, D.C., are going to vote for Prznint Stupid in the election. So, why did Brad Pascal just set fire to a pile of cash?

But wait! There’s more!

Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign has just hired discredited pollster John McLaughlin, he of the notorious Eric Cantor re-election catastrophe. McLaughlin is allegedly on a DO NOT HIRE list at Ronna Romney McDonald’s RNC, so of course Lord Damp Nut hired the firm. So what is McLaughlin advising the campaign?

President Donald Trump tweeted a memo from his pollster that argues without evidence that media company pollsters are colluding against Trump in favor of Democratic presidential candidate former Vice President Joe Biden.

And here’s the Tweet:

If you read the document (and please do!), I think it is very likely that Comrade Trump wrote it hisself (well, dictated it). It sounds like him, certainly, and says what he wants to hear.

So to answer my own question of why did Brad Pascal just set fire to a pile of cash? The answer is the same as why new parents jangle the keyring in front of the squealing baby: to shut-up the damned thing.

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6 Responses to Audience of One

  1. sos says:

    Good news for John McCain!

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  2. ming says:

    Upchuck is a Dem operative? I did not get the memo, or my Soros bucks for that matter.

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  3. roket says:

    And so the newest court jester John ‘Mr. Bojangles’ McLaughlin will now perform his interpretive dance. Unfortunately, nothing he does is original so the concession stand will be open. Get your popcorn while it’s hot.


  4. Are we sure that “John McLaughlin” isn’t just another alias for “John Barron”??

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