Possum Hollar Psychs-Up: Trump To Restart MAGA Rallies

Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole

You cannot make up this crap:

Donald Trump is planning to restart rallies in the next two weeks in a major turning point for the president since the coronavirus shut down traditional campaigning.

Trump’s advisers are still determining where the rallies will take place and what safety measures will be implemented, depending on the type of venue chosen. Campaign manager Brad Parscale is expected to present Trump with possibilities within the next few days.

Parscale: “Hmmm, what city is dumb enough to get these morons into close proximity…”

Possum Hollar (in unison): “PICK ME!!1!”

And of course R. Romney-McDaniel is all in (H/T Crooks and Liars):

I hope the row right behind him sits down, takes the masks off, and at the same moment coughs and see if Lord Damp Nut dives under the podium looking for his bunker. Of course, wearing a mask is WEAK!, so unlikely that the Red Hats would do it, but it would be lovely Busby Berkeley choreography if they did. Like old Hollywood, shoot it from above, please. It would be lovely in the highlight reel.

It’s not surprising that his ego is so fragile and his needs and appetites are so large that he doesn’t care that he potentially could be killing-off his base. He’s pure id. It would be funny if it weren’t so eff’ing deadly.

The tragedy of all of this is of course there will be some transmission of the Trump Virus and these rubes will take it back into their communities and pass it on to the innocent, kill gramma and gampa for the purposes of the 2-minute hate. I don’t have a lot of sympathy for the cultists, but it’s the collateral damage that concerns me.

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18 Responses to Possum Hollar Psychs-Up: Trump To Restart MAGA Rallies

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    A Federal Judge in TX put the “Big Kibosh” on holding their hate-fest, er, Convention there, citing the dangers of the RNC not wanting to abide by rules and laws, er, not having a plan, or ANY kind of guidelines, sufficient to maintain social distancing, testing, mask-wearing or any of the other factors that help transmit the Virus. Boo-hoo.

    It’s going to end up in FL – but NOT Merde-a-Lardo, where there’s a chance the Virus could linger – but Doral Int’l springs to mind as a suitable location.

    And I also look for tRump to continue holding his rallies even after they’re shown to be prolific breeding grounds for the Virus, until some Governor finally steps up to put a stop to it. Which will be a (D) of course, so that Dumpf can cry “Foul!”

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  2. YellowDog says:

    Of the states where the bunker boy needs help, Texas is the most likely to get the gift that keeps on giving. The other states, such as Arizona, still have restrictions on the size of gatherings. Of course, don’t put it past any of these governors to grant an exemption and override a mayor who’s skittish about bringing two plagues to his or her town.

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  3. spotthedog says:

    I expect Ronna Corona will show her commitment by plopping herself smack dab in the middle of the crowd, sucking in droplets, you go girl!

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  4. David H Lippman says:

    I’m guessing the Bedminster Golf Course. He can squeeze his biggest backers in there and accept the nomination at the 19th hole.

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    • Redhand says:

      It’s enemy territory because we have a Dem Governor, and more important still, Bedminster is just down the road from me in Morristown.


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      • Bill Warner says:

        and just up the road from me in central Bucks. The local airport suffered financially whenever he was there with the 30-mile TFR.


  5. sos says:

    Possum Hollar (in unison): “PICK ME!!1!”
    The sound of thousands of fingers diving into hundreds of noses was deafening!!!1!

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  6. Chris Papalia says:

    I for one am in favour of Trump reopening his petri dishes.

    Liked by 3 people

  7. Parfigliano says:

    1000 quatloos they sell MAGA masks at the gate and the vermin trample each other to buy.

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  8. osirisopto says:

    A word of advice for all of the die-hard trump supporters in their full xenophobic, hate-filled MAGA glory – “If you told me you were drowning I would not lend a hand.”

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  9. Just saw this on twitter. Trump as Hitler in the bunker dealing with protesters.

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  10. roket says:

    Just looking at their resting faces makes you want to go Knock Knock Hellloooo?? Geesh.

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  11. Bruce388 says:

    Any city hosting a rally for Syphilis Von Bunker needs to realize he doesn’t pay his bills.


  12. robginchicago says:

    Trump’s campaign has refused to pay the costs incurred/billed to his campaign by host cities in the past, so I can’t imagine there are a whole lot of other places standing in line to be stiffed by Trump when local and state budgets have already taken such a hit this year.


  13. MJG says:

    The crowds behind him at the rally will magically disappear – bet on it.


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