Rhymes With ‘Tucker’

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson is so outta touch that he thinks he’s name-checking celebrities for bad behavior:

Damn, that’s like an honor role. Thanks Tucker, I have some new role models and heroes!

(Hat tip: Scissorhead MDavis)

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4 Responses to Rhymes With ‘Tucker’

  1. donnah says:

    Oh, Tucker, you try SO hard! And then you fail SO hard! You should probably step away before things get too ugly, but then, isn’t that what FOX is all about?

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  2. roket says:

    Tucker ‘The Tool’ Carlson, doesn’t get out much does he? I suppose FAUX doesn’t air footage of police breaking storefront windows, or police pushing people backward cracking open their heads, or the up-armored police departments attacking peaceful protesters. I would feel sorry for ‘The Tool’ but he’s got his.


    • Chris Papalia says:

      The most amusing piece of footage for me was the military helicopters using their down-wash to disperse crowds on the streets of Washington; the ‘copters were hovering virtually at rooftop height over narrow streets with buildings either side – the resulting over-pressure was uprooting trees and blowing in windows. One of the helicopters being used was a casevac bird, so in addition to being a monumentally dangerous bit of vandalism, they were also violating international law and, because the US is a signatory to the red-cross conventions, US federal law.


  3. FelineMama says:

    DITTO what Tengrain said !!!!!!!!!!


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