Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can happen at the same time or never is battling Senators Harris and Booker on anti-lynching legislation:
The Senate’s foremost contrarian, Rand Paul, clashed with Kamala Harris and Cory Booker on the Senate floor Thursday over Paul’s opposition to a popular anti-lynching bill.
The Senate could easily approve the House’s bill to make lynching a federal crime and send it to President Donald Trump for his signature. But the Kentucky Republican is demanding changes that he says are needed to ensure lynching charges can’t be brought for minor injuries.
You know, if the branch breaks and clunks the victims on the head instead of killing them.
Honest to blog, this man is a Morlock.