Faux Libertarian Worried About Law Suits From Lynching

“Which dimension am I in today?”

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can happen at the same time or never is battling Senators Harris and Booker on anti-lynching legislation:

The Senate’s foremost contrarian, Rand Paul, clashed with Kamala Harris and Cory Booker on the Senate floor Thursday over Paul’s opposition to a popular anti-lynching bill.

The Senate could easily approve the House’s bill to make lynching a federal crime and send it to President Donald Trump for his signature. But the Kentucky Republican is demanding changes that he says are needed to ensure lynching charges can’t be brought for minor injuries.

You know, if the branch breaks and clunks the victims on the head instead of killing them.

Honest to blog, this man is a Morlock.

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10 Responses to Faux Libertarian Worried About Law Suits From Lynching

  1. julesmomcat says:

    Sounds like RP is a Kentucky Ku Klux Klan (KKKK) member in disguise.

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  2. w3ski4me says:

    Let me get this straight, please. Rand Paul is against a bill that is against lynching? As in, he is “pro-lynching”? I don’t care how he spins that, pro-lynching is an awful thing to be.
    His libertarian politics seem to have left him in the dust. Who else is pro-lynching besides the KKK?
    I know that there are evil people in Politics but I’m not used to them being so outright in support of the kkk.
    They should give his neighbor the medal of freedom for taking on that slob.

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    • Buttermilk Sky says:

      Louie Gohmert, Ted Yolo, Thomas Massie (KY) and Justin Amash voted against the House bill. Don’t know if they’re KKK or just freelance racists.

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  3. spotthedog says:

    Hard to imagine why his neighbor beat the shit out of him.

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  4. donnah says:

    Rand Paul, like Trump, loves the sound of his own voice. He relishes being a bad guy because it gives him more publicity, and since he’s a racist, he does believe that the lynch law should not go forward. He claims that in its current form that it’s too broad, which sounds like stalling to my ears.

    Talk about bad apples. He’s rotten to his core.

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  5. Ten Bears says:

    Considering how many people want to lynch him one would think it would be all for it.

    Personally, I’m all in for lynching, the old rope, long knife and a can of gas: lynch the Klan, lynch the NAZIs, the racists, the repubescent, the trash.


  6. roket says:

    So when does Aqua Buddha plan to announce his change from the Libertarian Party to the Anarchist Party? Asking for a friend?


  7. Redhand says:

    He’s a dangerous crackpot, and I’m being kind.


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