News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Antifa Flag
(H/T: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

And lo! A new conspiracy theory is born!

Fire-fighter/prophet Mark Taylor reveals Dawg’s ineffable plan for why there are police brutality riots:

Got that? It’s a decoy so that The Kenyan Usurper will not be prosecuted for… um, arble garble barble… OBAMAGATE!!1!

This entry was posted in Chris 'Sugar Lips' McDonald, Conspiracy Theorists, Mark Taylor, racism, Racism, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope. Bookmark the permalink.

7 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. Karla says:

    Jeebus, if you exist, please save us from your followers.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Diane says:

      There’s a part of me that hopes their Jesus will come back. I want to see him kick their asses for doing the exact opposite of what he preached.

      Liked by 1 person

      • tengrain says:

        As God is my waitress, Jeebus was a filthy hippie, and they HATE him for that. It’s why they focus on the Old Testament with the Angry Daddy.

        Trust me, the return of Jeebus, they would all be fighting over who gets to crucify him.

        Rgds,

        TG

        Liked by 1 person

  2. osirisopto says:

    4 years. It’s been 4 fucking years and they still use Obama as an excuse for their failures.

    There’s a word for that, I think.

    Liked by 4 people

  3. Dennis Cole says:

    TG – that flag, along with other swell swag is available at:

    https://www.amazon.com/s?k=antifa+flags&ref=nb_sb_noss_1

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Steve-O says:

    Now we know Obama was the most powerful president of all time- and to quote Kanye OF ALL TIME- because apparently he’s still president, making tRump look bad by destroying America and making it look like tRump did it, and in general being untouchable and unprovable in his malevolence (except to the CHOSEN FEW who see through the lies and see what no one else sees).
    Here’s my question: if Obama is all powerful and all evil as this dumbass says, how will anyone be able to bring him in?
    I mean, Hillary still walks among us….

    Liked by 1 person

  5. donnah says:

    When all else fails, blame your predecessor. When you’re ass-deep in chaos and failure is overwhelming you, don’t ask why you are failing, just run around with your hair on fire and blame whomever you think could be even remotely connected to your messes. This president projects so much that he could run a hundred drive-in theaters.

    Liked by 1 person

Comments are closed.