Totally Eff’ed In The Dark, Part Infinity

Lights Out at the White House

The White House performs interpretive dance of Donald Trump’s empathy

MAGA-night turned out differently than planned. The Red Hats did not show up to ralley around Lord Damp Nut, but the Wee the Peeples did, and it scared the eff out of the 4th Reich.

That bunker would be the undisclosed location where Darth Cheney spent 9-11.

There’s no messaging coming from the 4th Reich because this disaster is pretty much what the smash-n-grab Administration has wanted. The nation is in utter chaos, a pandemic is sweeping the land killing tens of thousands of us, tens of millions are unemployed, the economy is in tatters, a militarized police force is terrorizing communities of color (mostly Black Americans), cities are in lock-down from both the Trump-Virus and trying to get looters under control. And this is all just last month. Today is the first of June. What more could come?

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie gives us a clue:

Rep. Joyce Beatty (D-Ohio), a senior member of the Congressional Black Caucus — was even pepper-sprayed by Columbus police on Saturday after she tried to de-escalate a confrontation between protestors and police officers that broke out near her. “It was an unnecessary use of force,” Beatty said in an interview. “For the officers to come not in a protective mode, but in an adversarial mode, in my opinion was also a part of the problem.”

They pepper-sprayed a representative. Oh, boy!

They are right: there’s nothing he can say because this is the only outcome of his policies and many failings. He elected by Russian interference to destroy our democracy and undermine our faith in institutions and he’s succeeded beyond all of Putin’s wildest expectations.

I don’t know if Lord Damp Nut is a Russian asset/agent, but I do know that he’s a useful idiot, for sure.

I wasn’t the only one who got snarky, though:

And so many more, but these were my two favorites.

And so that’s where we stand, we’re an occupied country. Mr. Putin could not have had better results if he had acted out the script of Red Dawn.

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19 Responses to Totally Eff’ed In The Dark, Part Infinity

  1. Our MAGAt Guv Doug Il Deuce Ducey declared 8pm-5pm curfew for all of AZ yesterdaym, through June 8.

    He deigned to inform the mayors or police chiefs of Tucson or Phoenix; Tucosn Mayor Romero said she learned about it from Twitter. Chief Magnus learned about it from Mayor Romero.

    I expect those brave patriots who came out armed to the teeth to protest coronavirus lockdowns to strenuously protes….ahh I can’t keep a straight face. OF COURSE they’re for it. Those vicious dusky [checks notes] white anarchists and supremacists stirring the shit need to be contained.

    The Police are officially a hostile occupying army. The cops shouting “Light them up” while shooting people standing on their own porch is proof.

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  2. roket says:

    Does LDN wear his facemask in his little bunker? Does LDN know the history of what happens to people when they hide in their little bunkers and caves? I’m more inclined to believe that LDN has been whisked away to an undisclosed location through one of the many escape tunnels that were obviously built for someone like him. See LDN run. Run LDN, run.

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Music for hiding in bunkers

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  4. sleeve98 says:

    Between the fires, the looting, the novel virus pandemic, the abject humiliation of being an American on the world stage and Tom Selleck hawking reverse mortgages, I can’t decide which is the more horrific.

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  5. w3ski4me says:

    I may be wrong, but I don’t believe the Whithouse has ever turned off the lights like that. Not even during the previous World Wars.
    Another first for Donny.
    Just imagine the “berder sweat and odors” in the air in that small room? Ugh.
    I hope they had a Big Box of Depends too.
    It sure looks to me like he quit and left the building.

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  6. osirisopto says:

    Our coward-in-chief proves his mettle, once again.

    Of course, he has nothing to say. His entire administration, his base, and his own self are racist xenophobes. They stopped hiding it long ago.

    I’m not anxious to learn what the Nazis have in mind for Juneteenth, but I do know they won’t go unopposed.

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    • I’m not anxious to learn what the Nazis have in mind for Juneteenth, but I do know they won’t go unopposed.

      I guaran-damn-tee that at least one of them will try to portray it a the date that those generous and benevolent slaveholders (who were, after all, only concerned about ‘States rights’ in the face of the terrible tyranny of the Federal Gummint!) freed their former slaves, which unappreciative bastards should damned well be grateful to their white superiors for gracing them with the all some a few grudging benefits of being a fully free citizen of ‘Merica!

      (some restrictions apply, may not be available in all states, subject to varying degrees of opression)

      Like the time they tried to declare Labor Day a great day for the jerb creators…

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    • MDavis says:

      Ahem Sorry. Mettle.
      That’s “proves his mettle”,
      mettle = quality of temperament or disposition

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  7. Perturbation says:

    “Sir! Mr. Trump, sir! MAGA has answered the call, and there’s a yuge rally going on outside right now! Quick, snort this line of adderall and take this handful of hydroxychloroquine. There’s a golf cart at the front door. Putter out the gate and meet your destiny! Sir!”

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  8. osirisopto says:

    Oh, I bet he thinks it’s like Halloween where if you turn off the lights and hide in the basement the trick-or-treaters won’t ring the bell.

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  9. Karla says:

    This just in …

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  10. Scottie says:

    Reblogged this on Scotties Toy Box and commented:

    Hello TG. Scary now that tRump had federal police and military violently
    clear peaceful protesters who had a legal right to be there for another half hours from Lafayette Square so he could do a photo op. Making everyone think he was a tough guy walking with complete protection across the street to use a bible as a prop to basically declare the US an occupied country if he gets his way. tRump had to take a motorcade across the street to Blair House, yet had to do this now to show he can target people in the US to enforce his authoritarian desires. Hugs

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