Claim Chowder is Served, Wisconsin-Style

Remember those people rushing the bars, oh, 2 weeks TO THE DAY?

KENOSHA, Wis. — Kenosha County has seen a 20 percent spike in COVID-19 cases since the Safer at Home order ended in Wisconsin. Now health leaders are urging people to take precautions to help change the growing number of cases.

You don’t say?

Yahoo News:

The state reported 599 new known COVID-19 cases on Wednesday with 22 known deaths, according to Wisconsin’s Department of Health Services, the highest recorded daily rise since the pandemic began there. As of Wednesday, the state had more than 16,460 known cases and 539 known deaths, according to the department.

The previous record in new coronavirus cases was 528 the week prior.

We said we’d check in in 2 weeks, and lo! You know, I wouldn’t have minded being wrong.

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7 Responses to Claim Chowder is Served, Wisconsin-Style

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    I have it on good authority that there’s a group of nefarious Dimocraps who have been supplied with numerous vials of the active Virus, along with instructions on how to introduce it into, say, the kegger lines at well-known Rethug watering-holes, poisoning the Beasts, so to speak, while they’re at their most vulnerable. After all, every creature needs to drink to survive, right?

    I mean, there’s no other explanation as logical for such a resurgence in new cases, is there?

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    • ali redford says:

      This is beautiful, except that DH and I probably know people who believe that. It has much better grammar, spelling, and sentence formation than what they would write, but the content is what they would have to say if someone gave them these stats from WI (commenters under noms de plume on our local newspaper’s site.) I just don’t even know what to say about it, except thank you for at least making it funny, and for being here commenting.

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      • Dennis Cole says:

        Why, thank you ali. If shit just pops into my head for a riposte, then I just “release the valve,” and let it spew. Be sure to wear protective clothing at all times, and keep your arms & legs inside the ride, as well, besides.

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  2. julesmomcat says:

    Badgers didn’t usta be that stoopid…..(sigh) times have certainly changed, since I left my home state. Salute to Gov. Evers for trying to keep the citizens safe, in opposition to the Rethuglikan Greedies.

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  3. donnah says:

    This virus will never end because the morons will keep spreading it. After they recover, they should go to jail.

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      donnah – and their punishment should be, oh, I’d say right around 200 hrs of Community Service oughta do it, with them on the “receiving end” of the spread – like helping to pack food boxes for the needy, and then disbursing them, waiting on them in them the heat, as car after car drives through. Masks & gloves are NOT optional in such situations. Or by becoming a Volunteer Contact Tracer, out on the “Firing Lines,” as it were.

      Certain situations will arise where judges can, and will have no other choice but to use Creative Sentencing, and we’re already seeing the beginnings of an overloaded Court System begin seriously groaning beneath the weight of lawsuits currently being filed. This sue-happy system is going to be responsible for its own death, from Morbid Obesity.

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  4. YellowDog says:

    Only 45 minutes? In Wisconsin? They must be out of practice.

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