Stable Jenius Threatens N.C.

(stolen from Twitter)

Prznint Stupid is now threatening North Carolina:

So he’s setting up a NEW conspiracy theory for why the GOP will not have their convention and blame it on Gov. Cooper. Pretty neat trick!

But wait, what’s that you say? It’s a lie? No one else wanted the RNC?

And from the cheap seats, a single spitball is fired:

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17 Responses to Stable Jenius Threatens N.C.

  1. lofgren says:

    Great, then we would have months of “nothing Trump did at the GOP convention was technically illegal because he did it in international waters, so Democrats talking about all the hookers and blow is the REAL crime.”

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    • “nothing Trump did at the GOP convention was technically illegal because he did it in international waters, so Democrats talking about all the dead hookers and blow is the REAL crime.”

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  2. w3ski4me says:

    I really love the cruise ship idea. Get all the rats in one boat and sink it.
    w3ski

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  3. julesmomcat says:

    He doesn’t understand the dangerous game he’s playing. COVID-19 will not play by HIS rules, and he’s losing on every move he makes.
    “Shutdown MOOD”? …Shutdowns have moods? Oh, that’s right: the Mental Midget must have had obviously bought-and-paid-for passing grades in English classes, or his collection of grammatical errors would be considerably smaller.

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    • Buttermilk Sky says:

      He means “shutdown a la mode” — you know, with two scoops. Cut a guy some slack, he’s tired from all the golfing.

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  4. RevZafod says:

    Great idea. Then when the cruise ship tries to return to port, put it in quarantine offshore to keep the numbers down. After all, it was LDN’s own suggestion to do that. It’s a perfectly cromulent idea.

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  5. donnah says:

    Oh, this is Phase One, where he challenges the choice of location. Phase Two is the not-so-subtle hints that there are better venues, which leads to Phase Three: Doral or Mar-a-Lardo.

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  6. osirisopto says:

    I think e should let them have it at BedBug-a-go-go

    Free hotel, hot tubs in every room, free buffet, and open bar and body shots included.
    I’ll chip in $1200.

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  7. Redhand says:

    I went over to his twitter account yo compare this with his other recent posts. It’s one endless, overflowing river of verbal diarrhea. This guy says it best.

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    • He’s flailing because all his usual tricks are doing nothing in the face of the pandemic.

      He knows he’s fucked up, and fucked up hugely, irretrievably and finally and all of daddy’s money and all of daddy’s lawyers and all of daddy Putin’s troll army cannot extricate him from this.

      Hell, daddy Putin’s fighting his own war with the virus and it deosn’t repond to threats or tossing doctors out of windows any more than it responds to Trump Twatter Bluster.

      I wager his dark nights are full of nightmares and terror as he realizes that he has no way out of here.

      In public he’s same old the blustery and ‘hold me back, Bros!’ bullshitter he’s always been but …the….virus….does…not…respond…to…bullshit. and it’s driving him bugfucking mad.

      It’s his own private Terminator.

      It doesn’t respond to threats, it doesn’t respond to flattery, it doesn’t respond to begging, it doesn’t respond to bribery…it’s going to keep coming at him and it will not stop until he’s dead…politically if not literally.

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  8. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Hey, me and the rest of the grifters won’t be coming to your state.

    Sorry, I don’t see that as much of a threat.

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