Those Who Help Themselves, part infinity

“You assholes do know you’re not wearing gloves, right?”

So hows that Bathing in the Blood of Christ working out?

A CDC report released Tuesday, underscoring the risks of states reopening, traced the first significant cases in Arkansas to a cluster of infections tied to a church in early March — before the first case was discovered in the state.

The church involved was in a rural area of Cleburne County, in the north-central part of the state. This ultimately led to the spread of COVID-19, not only to the parishioners, but to the local community.

Fifty-six people were infected and three people died after attending one church event, before the scope of the outbreak was fully understood.

BTW, according to the WaPo Coronovirus newsletter (I know, I know… another newsletter!):

The virus is still spreading at epidemic rates in nearly half of U.S. states, with Texas at the top of the list, according to a study by Imperial College London. “There’s evidence that the U.S. is not under control, as an entire country,” Samir Bhatt, a senior lecturer in geostatistics at the college, told The Post.

You’ll never guess which half! Possum Hollar, Represent! Yo!

There’s good news, too: The study found that the virus’s spread has slowed to a trickle in some states. But the numbers look grim across much of the South and Midwest. Read our health desk’s story to learn where your state ranks.

I guess that force-field isn’t as virus proof as they thought. I’ve been reading all day today that ye olde facemask is now a Culture War casualty. It’s not just that straight-white-cis-gendered men are afeared of being teased, they now see facemasks as the Sign of the Beast: Democrats.

So instead of being good and kind to their neighbors, Possum Hollare is proudly declaring themselves Brave! and going outside without wearing one, you know, to own the Libtards. It’s unbelievable how Lord Damp Nut easily leads these weak-brained people into killing themselves and us.

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6 Responses to Those Who Help Themselves, part infinity

  1. purplehead says:

    Here is a purely statistical report on “State-level tracking of COVID-19 in the United States” done by the Department of Infectious Disease Epidemiology, Imperial College, London. The US of Addlepates is a joke/not-a-joke.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    Last I heard the global fatality rate for COVID-19 was 5.9%. I wonder if the New Confederacy will increase that, and if so by how much?

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The real misfortune here is that the outbreak began in the Blue States, so EVERY response from East Sisterbang, West Virginia, is going to be predicated on ‘owning the libs’, rather than on stopping the spread. They’ll show that busybody Andrew Cuomo by getting blood clots and losing lung capacity.

    In March, I predicted a body count of half-a-million. I’m now thinking that I might have been overly optimistic.

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  4. neal birch says:

    Went into Costco the other day, man at the entrance arguing about having to wear a mask. I turned and said “Let’s say you have a concealed weapon permit (he looked the type), you have the gun to protect yourself and others, right?” He put his mask (provided by Costco) on.

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  5. donnah says:

    I say again that I wouldn’t care a bit if they all got sick, but they’ll go out among those of us who have been careful and destroy all that we’ve worked to maintain. Just like always, Republicans are selfish and stubbornly stupid, and will happily defy science to “own the Libs”.
    They won’t deserve the care they’ll need when they do get sick.

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