Late In Life, Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III Grows A Spine

Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III

It’s taken a while for the vestigial spine to appear, but lo! A miracle occured:


Lord Damp Nut has relentless poked, slandered, and slurred good ole boy Jefferson Beauregard, and now he is backing Tommy Tuberville in the Alabama Senate primary not because ol’ Jeff is a racist, but because LDN really is a small ands petty man who never lets a chance to hurt someone get past him.

Popcorn anyone?

It certainly feels like a win-win to me, even if unseemly. Popcorn?

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7 Responses to Late In Life, Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III Grows A Spine

  1. roket says:

    Beauregard finally meets the @realDonaldTrump and he’s shocked. Shocked I tell you.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. purplehead says:

    This is so much fun! You got parmesan and freshly-ground black pepper for that popcorn, TG?

    Liked by 3 people

  3. donnah says:

    Oh, maybe he grew a spine, but it hooked up to a small, faulty brain.

    Liked by 3 people

  4. I am so disgusted by everything Session and Trump right now I must remain silent and that I will consider my victory. AAAARGGGHHHHH!



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