Guys, remember those stories at the beginning of the 4th Reich about how Gary Cohen resorted to sprinkling the word Trump into memos just to get Lord Damp Nut’s attention; and then later it was reported that instead of having words on a page, his briefing consisted of images and graphs because Trump is a Low IQ Individual with the attention span and IQ of a goldfish? (Apologies to goldfish everywhere.) And as we know, his briefings really consists of him watching teevee, but especially Petunia and Pals, or his shadow advisors Hannity, Dobbs, and Tucker (worst law firm ever). He reportedly gets up in the middle of conversations with other heads of state and wanders off, bored, to go watch teevee.
Is it any wonder, then, that Lord Damp Nut is trying to shift the blame now to his own Intelligence Community and their failure to keep him informed about the Trump-Virus. I mean how do you educate a moronic, narcissist, Sundowner, drug addict (Adderall is a drug!) anything about anything? Play him a cartoon? Hand Puppets? The Intelligence agencies hired outside consultants to study how best to get through to him.
Anyway, the NYTimes reports —despite what His Nibs claims— that it isn’t that intelligence agencies didn’t warn him about the coming pandemic (Prznint Stupid was briefed more than a dozen times in January and February alone about the Trump-Virus)—it’s that Lord Damp Nut is (to use his own words) a LOSER who cannot/does not understand or is incapable of paying attention to his briefings.
“Trump veers off on tangents and getting him back on topic is difficult…He has a short attention span and rarely, if ever, reads intelligence reports, relying on conservative media and friends for information.”
Some terms in the story:
- “a short attention span”
- “veers off on tangents”
- “rarely, if ever, reads intelligence reports”
- “rarely absorbs information that he disagrees with or that runs counter to his worldview”
- “particularly difficult to brief on critical national security matters”
I’m sure there will be an epic, legendary, Tweet Storm tonight.
But in the meanwhile, remember this: He takes no responsibility.
(Hat tip: Crooks and Liars)
So we got that working for us.