Happy Birthday, Tucker!

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson is 51 today. That’s a lot of candles to blow-out, Tuck, old boy. Hope you had a Hungry-Man teevee breakfast before celebrating with a Pot Pie and some Aunt Jemima syrup for dessert.

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4 Responses to Happy Birthday, Tucker!

  1. Bruce388 says:

    Tucker proves racism looks dumb. Then he opens his mouth and racism sounds dumber.

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  2. YellowDog says:

    I really miss Jon Stewart.

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