Happy Birthday Sen. Cotton


Iran’s unwanted pen pal and President of FFA (Future Fascists of America), Sen. Tom Cotton (R-QTip) is 43!

Notorious slut for birthday cake, we think we know what Cotton is gonna wish for (2024!), but we hope he restrains himself when blowing out the candles.

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7 Responses to Happy Birthday Sen. Cotton

  1. osirisopto says:

    I did not need to know about cake farts.

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  2. roket says:

    Who cares? Pretty much every day is Tom Cottons’ birthday. Also, a quick question. For the purpose of blowing out candles, what is the difference between a fart and a queef, or is there? Asking for a bar.


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