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Mock Paper Scissors 
Needs a fifth sign — “coronaviruses welcome!”
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Oh, and “best electric chair ever”? They’re way too casual about executions down there.
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I kept wondering what that was, too. It looks like a flooring store, so nothing makes sense. But, you know, Possum Hollar! On a road trip through very rural NorCal (Jefferson signs everywhere!) I saw a place that boasted of having “the finest champagne in town and red wigglers.”
You really cannot ask for more, n’est-ce pas?
Rgds,
TG
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America as Jonestown
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I always wondered what sort of wine pairing would be best for worms.
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Drive through service.
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Pretty casual with facts, too, with that “OPEN TO THE TRUTH” comment.
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The truth they want to hear.
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I’ll be putting that photo in my “Only in America” file.
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The corporate bosses want blanket protection from liability. In other words, “regular people” will be able to telework and be just fine if they are not Trump-stupid; the “others” are replaceable if they choose not to work or work but get sick because, with liability protection, there is no need for their employers to take costly precautions. This store owner is jumping the gun (probably an AR-15), but no guts, no glory.
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It seems obvious to me that if it was no problem they wouldn’t need protection from liability, but I can tie my own shoes.
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Where was this?
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There’s palm trees in the window reflection, and Zinger is a brand of really expensive rolling wheelchair like thing – but the “Locate a Zinger dealer” thing I found looks up three at a time, by city or zip – except some place in IL that shows up as a fourth every darn time… Done looking now.
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Found it.
https://www.tmz.com/2020/05/09/simi-valley-store-signs-coronavirus-no-masks-allowed-hugs-welcome/
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Mary –
Thanks!
In case anyone forgot, SimiValley is where the Reagan Library is. It is also where the Rodney King trial was held.
They are remarkably on-brand.
Rgds,
TG
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On brand in the comments section, too. There’s lots of “come to Jesus”, literally, and “these guys are right, the hospitals are empty, time to open back up” and, right up top (for now), some dude saying there is more than just total lock down or open up – ignoring that this shoots right past “open up” and into “dive into the virus stew” territory.
Feel free to page through the comments, yourself, you’ll find several conspiracy theories. The top one I’ve been hearing in the wild is “right, they say it was death from COVID but it was just death from old age.”
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So, to be clear, a company that specialises in installing fixtures for the elderly and disabled, is outright refusing to comply with social distancing or the wearing of PPE.
I guess they don’t rely on repeat business then.
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Sell the grab bars once, you’re done…
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It’s nice of them to warn people that they are sociopaths. We need a national database of places like this, so we can avoid them.
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I can feel the gene pool clearing up already.
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Yes but the funneling needs to be direct to the White House
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