Better Aim, Please

Who wore it better?

NYPost tells us that our First Shady, Ivanka Trump’s “assistant” has joined the Valet and Press Secretary club:

Ivanka Trump’s personal assistant has reportedly tested positive for the coronavirus, and the FDA commissioner has been forced to self-quarantine after exposure to another staffer who came down with the disease.

The aide to Trump has been teleworking and hasn’t been in the presence of the president’s daughter in weeks, a source told CNN.

And FDA Commissioner Stephen Hahn has been forced to self-isolate for two weeks after exposure to Miller, Politico reported

Hahn was advised to do so after contact tracing linked him to coronavirus task force spokesperson Katie Miller — the wife of presidential advisor Stephen Miller — who has also tested positive.

The troubling news came days after a personal valet to Trump tested positive in what was the first confirmed case of a staffer inside the White House contracting the deadly virus.

I’ve read that Lord Damp Nut had another volcanic temper tantrum and was shrieking at his staff that they are not doing enough to protect him. Of course, unlike the rest of us, Prznint Stupid and our walking termite buffett Mike Pence are tested daily.

The WaPo

“Trump flouts coronavirus protocols as security experts warn of need to protect president from a lethal threat”

“President Trump on Friday continued to eschew key public health guidelines from his own administration — meeting with Republican lawmakers and World War II veterans without a face mask — while expressing confidence that he is protected from the coronavirus despite a second White House staffer testing positive this week. …

“‘I don’t worry about things. I do what I have to do,’ said Trump, who this week resumed traveling with a visit to a manufacturing facility in Phoenix. ‘We’re dealing with an invisible situation. Nobody knows. All you can do is take precaution and do the best that you can.’”

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17 Responses to Better Aim, Please

  1. Bruce388 says:

    There’s a news item that Lord Dampnut met with 20 Republicans to discuss the economy. No social distancing, no masks. LD’s cholesterol hasn’t done the job and the senility is too slow, so come ON, Virus!

    Liked by 3 people

  2. donnah says:

    I think the medical research teams need to study why sociopaths don’t come down with the virus.

    Liked by 6 people

  3. MDavis says:

    I thought the CDC mask recommendation was based on everyone wearing one precisely because wearing a mask protects others from you. If you do it, you reduce the spread from you even though you are asymptomatic. If you come across a mask-less person, they are blithely sharing any virus they have with all around them. Especially all those within 6 feet.
    Thus, LDN arrogantly shares with others and panics like a bitch (his term) whenever he learns that someone around him has tested positive for COVID-19. No thought that he might be infecting others.
    Message: He don’t give a shit unless something personally affects him.

    Liked by 6 people

  4. ming says:

    Survivor, White House edition might be a reality show that would interest me.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. roket says:

    1) This is an excellent method of determining the gestation period of the Trump Virus in stupid people.

    b) Obviously, LDN’s fear of being alone is greater than his fear of germs. He may be a germaphobe but he’s no Howard Hughes.

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  6. Array says:

    We all realize that corona virus is a heartless, cold-blooded, remorseless killer. How has the virus missed Lord Damp Nut for so long? Use your common sense, professional courtesy.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. sos says:

    I detect stagflation.


  8. FelineMama says:

    The irony of this pic of Covid45’s dtr & the virus is soooo GREAT! Idn’t?


  9. maryplumbago says:

    We need a super transmitter in the White House and fast


  10. The White House is now a Corona virus incubation center. Pack ’em in and monitor for herd immunity like in Sweden. No ventilators. Trump sent them all to Russia to help Putin.


  11. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Look on the bright side, Vulgarmort gets to have that long swab shoved into his coke-ravaged sinuses every day!


  12. osirisopto says:

    The MHSG has only the best viruses.

    Liked by 1 person

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