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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, is doing AMAZING work!
Let’s look at our ol’ pal notorious conspiracy theorist Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin as she explains that she lost her fingertips in a freak accident, and NO! It was not part of a Satanist Ritual:
You can Google Crokin and just about any celebrity name (have fun seeing what she said about Hillary Clinton, for instance) to see her accusing them of child sex slavery, Satanic Rituals, and cannibalism. She’s made a career in trafficking in these conspiracy theories, and she doesn’t seem to sense that it has come around to bit her.
One might even say that Eiron’s sister Karma had something to do with it.