News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jeebus weeps

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, is doing AMAZING work!

Let’s look at our ol’ pal notorious conspiracy theorist Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin as she explains that she lost her fingertips in a freak accident, and NO! It was not part of a Satanist Ritual:

You can Google Crokin and just about any celebrity name (have fun seeing what she said about Hillary Clinton, for instance) to see her accusing them of child sex slavery, Satanic Rituals, and cannibalism. She’s made a career in trafficking in these conspiracy theories, and she doesn’t seem to sense that it has come around to bit her.

One might even say that Eiron’s sister Karma had something to do with it.

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. She so lacks self-awreness I’ll wager she probably still demands to now who that stramge woman on the other side of all her mirrors is, and how is she constantly getting back in, no matter HOW often ol’ 3-fingers changes the locks…

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  2. MDavis says:

    She’s getting “trolled a bit” about speculation that she was injured as a result of a Satanic ritual?
    I thought that was her claim in the first place.
    She starts rumors meant to harm certain people, those rumors spread ripples that come back at here, almost like the waves of the sea…
    Nah, I think she’s just crazy. And also that her lawyer told her to pretend she never said anything about her injury being due to Satanic witchcraft or she’d never get a payoff.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The problem with starting an Inquisition is that you will someday end up as one of the heretics.

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  4. osirisopto says:

    “The lady doth protest too much, methinks”.

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  5. steve says:

    she is a Jesus Yakuza, and has so screwed up what Jesus has instructed that Jesus demanded her fingers be removed for her transgressions against the Jesus synidacate

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  6. ChrisPapalia says:

    Tragic.

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  7. donnah says:

    When you cultivate an environment of craziness and encourage the spread of craziness, then you deserve to get stuck in that environment. Sucks to be stupid!

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  8. paul fredine says:

    she was surfing??? does her board have a cup holder for her cocktail?

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