News That Will Drive You To Drink

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The Real Zombies of Possum Hollar

Lord Damp Nut is cheering them on:

My governor, Jay Inslee, speaks (emphasis mine):

“The president’s statements this morning encourage illegal and dangerous acts. He is putting millions of people in danger of contracting COVID-19. His unhinged rantings and calls for people to ‘liberate’ states could also lead to violence,” Inslee said in a statement released Friday afternoon. “The president is fomenting domestic rebellion and spreading lies even while his own administration says the virus is real and is deadly, and that we have a long way to go before restrictions can be lifted.”

We mentioned this morning that this astroturfing stunt was coordinated by the DeVos family web, but now we have Lord Damp Nut carnival barking for it, and I feel reasonably certain that a new Tea Party (Covidiots?) is being born before our very eyes. Our failed political press is certain to have the very serious pontificating poltroons sagely stroking their chins about What Does This Mean, and other assorted forms of catapulting the propaganda.

When Grandpa Walnuts lost in 2008, the Teabaggers turned it up to 11, so imagine what these tools will do, especially if Comrade Stupid is leading the cheering section? Of course, they could be dead by then, killed by the virus while owning the libs to get a pat on the head from the plutocrats.

This is not going to end well.

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23 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. I see rancid Zombies …

    Liked by 1 person

  2. skinnydennis says:

    Not that the Justice Dept would do anything.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Trump got a tingle, seeing the armed militia freaks trying to intimidate the governor of Michigan, that’s why he’s tweeting like this.

    We are going to see the death toll spike because of this idiocy, bank on it.

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  4. This is not a protest, it is terrorism!

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Dennis Cole says:

    Yeah, but it’s so vague as to be “held harmless.” He’s not instructing anyone to cause harm to anyone, it’s just a stupid slogan to get the base riled up against us Libruls, and get us all twitterpated or something.

    I mean, who’s holding Michigan hostage, or Wisconsin or Virginia, that they need to be liberated? They keep scolding us to accept the consequences of the past few elections, but when the toast is buttered on the other side, then watch out, brother!

    Because they ain’t givin out no jelly, but they’d be happy to jam you up.

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  6. It’s a White Trash World!


  7. laura says:

    I’m sure that some people might be curious bro know where Eric Eric Prince is and what he might be doing to pass the time these days.
    Michigan, just sayin.’

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  8. Osirisopto says:

    Fomenting rebellion is 45’s newest campaign strategy?
    How long will it take for him to walk it back like a 4th-grade bully confronted by the playground monitor?

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  9. I am an aficionado of zombie movies, but this one looks derivative and very crappy. It’s like they watched Shaun Of The Dead and 38 Days Later, and cut the scenes together with no sense or pacing. Also, the music sucks, because they couldn’t afford licensing or even getting a decent band to record a new song, like “Cockneys vs. Zombies” did.

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    • Bruce388 says:

      Ted Nugent wasn’t around to serenade them with “Cat Scratch Fever?”

      Liked by 1 person

      • MDavis says:

        I had to go and google that SOB, wondered if he was sheltering in place. He’ll never admit it, the liar. A facebook post claims “we fought a revolution during a smallpox epidemic”, This is technically true, but the smallpox epidemic (per Wikipedia) took place among Plains indians, and on the Canadian plains at that. So… effin’ liar.


  10. MDavis says:

    “Your” 2nd Amendment?


  11. donnah says:

    Yeah, including the 2nd Amendment makes it an incitement to violence. You don’t throw in a sentence about the right to bear arms if you don’t want to spark true violence. I smell a Stephen Miller-shaped rat in those tweets.


  12. Redhand says:

    Aside from ignoring the pandemic, I think this is the most irresponsible thing he has done so far. He’s actively encouraging violence and partisan divisiion in the midst of a national crisis.

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  13. Steve-O says:

    The worst thing for stupid people is to be proven wrong. They’ll deny it, but deep down they know and they double down.
    I’m so sick of all this shit. If the pandemic would effect only them I’d be all for it. Let it wipe them out.
    Nope, they’ll kill us all. As its been said, they truly are a death cult.


  14. paul fredine says:

    anybody else find it odd that the states he wants to ‘liberate’ just happen to be (no coinkydink here, right?) swing states he won in ’16 that today are crucial to his re-election? then, he won by a hair and since there’s been a much needed hair cut so the only way he can win is play on their fears and he used the evil immigrant card back then. and you know he’s going to re-use the voter fraud one. that’s his m.o.: pout, scream, blame, repeat.


  15. ming says:

    I see shouty crackers. Walking around like regular people. They don’t see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don’t know they’re shouty crackers.

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  16. HarpoSnarx says:

    Gee looks like the scene into the 18th minute of the Dawn of the Dead (2004) remake, except the Zombies were nicer and more Christian than these MAGotts . . . the bad thing about End Times as produced by Mark Burnett, every fictional movie disaster scene plays out in real life while a Repubick monster reigns.


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  18. Diane says:

    I thought it looked like an ad for Weight Watchers.


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