Hey guys, remember these inspiring words from Ivanka, our First Shady:
In these toughest of times, America shows her spirit and strength. This will end and we will emerge stronger than ever before.
In the meantime, social distancing saves lives! Please do your part. We are all in this together. 💛
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— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) March 30, 2020
And with those immortal words (and some nonsense about taking advantage of the forced time off [from her busy job of Instagramming herself in serene white spaces] that she is catching up on Greek and Roman Mythology and learning to play the guitar —AND YOU CAN TOO, MOMS & LADIES!)— Ivanka got on a plane to fly to nearby New Jersey:
Ms. Trump herself has not followed the federal guidelines advising against discretionary travel, leaving Washington for another one of her family’s homes, even as she has publicly thanked people for self-quarantining. And effective April 1, the city of Washington issued a stay-at-home order for all residents unless they are performing essential activities.
Ms. Trump and her husband, Jared Kushner, who is also a senior White House adviser, traveled with their three children to the Trump National Golf Club Bedminster in New Jersey to celebrate the first night of Passover this month, according to two people with knowledge of their travel plans, even as seders across the country were canceled and families gathered remotely over apps like Zoom.
You think a little pandemic is going to keep Jar-Jar Vanka trapped inside their [checks notes] 8,200-square-foot D.C. house like some sort of common Manafort? There isn’t a prison cell that can contain her spirit! Run free, you’re an inspiration to us all, nepotism Barbie!