News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Lord Damp Nut knows an expert when he sees one:

Maybe Sen. Loeffler will share her tips on how to sell stocks, you know, all insider-y. I have not checked to see if Sen. Burr is also invited, but it seems pretty likely.

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11 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. You know, I’m coming around to the idea that the guillotine might even be a little too lenient for some of our list; thinking a good old-timey hung, drawn and quartered routine for some of ’em.

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    • tengrain says:

      BDR –

      Can we work some salt into the wounds along the way? Wasn’t that traditional?



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      • MDavis says:

        I’m not familiar with the history of drawn and quarter stuff, but I’m pretty sure that keelhauling has built in salt. I remember when someone pointed out that those ships wouldn’t have been in dry dock for a while. (points at nearby pier) Ever walk barefoot on a beach that has barnacles? I’ll guarantee that you won’t do it twice.

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    • Pyed says:

      I’m still voting for a black lether clad warrior, with a battleaxe, coursing them through the streets. They would definitely wind up just as dead, but they would provide some much needed entertainment.


  2. Kent Fossgreen says:

    Very reassuring, because you just know that the interestsof us non-plutocratic Americans are foremost with Kelleeeeeeeeeeeeee.


  3. donnah says:

    Loeffler was outed in the news and haughtily defied the accusations made against her. Wait, a cheat and liar who profits from a major disaster? Of course, Trump rewards her with a prominent position and probably a bonus.


  4. Pyed says:

    “With 22 million Americans filing for unemployment insurance, it is clear we must start working to …” … ensure that the money is ready immediately so these citizens don’t suffer needlessly from what is, after all, an act God.


  5. Murda_Dog says:

    I would like to see the failed 3rd rate model & 3rd wife have to model lunch lady uniforms. Complete with sensible shoes, support hose & hair net .

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  6. Murda_Dog says:

    Hang [Lord Damp Nut] with one of his ties. Then tar & feather the rest. Then run em out of town on a rail.

    [Tengrain was here! Murda_dog, we try to avoid exact eliminationist language here, believe it or not, we have readers in the gubmint (the hits from the Senate Cloakroom were legendary during the Chimpy McStagger years, er, Dubya) and so we don’t want to have a visit from the Secret Service, speaking of which the mantra here is: “I curse the dedication and professionalism of the Secret Service. Can they not have just one bad day.” — All the best, and welcome to MPS, it is good to have you with us. — Regards, Tengrain]


  7. Buttermilk Sky says:

    We’re still wondering how much Sticky Fingers Loeffler had to pay for her Senate seat. It’s certain that Brian Shemp — uh, Kemp — is just as corrupt as Blagojevich, only nobody was tapping his phone.


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