Happy Hour News Briefs
Lord Damp Nut knows an expert when he sees one:
With 22 million Americans filing for unemployment, it’s clear we must start working to revive our economy and get the American people back to work safely.
— Senator Kelly Loeffler (@SenatorLoeffler) April 16, 2020
Maybe Sen. Loeffler will share her tips on how to sell stocks, you know, all insider-y. I have not checked to see if Sen. Burr is also invited, but it seems pretty likely.