Bye-Bye Bernie

Cat is having none of the Goat Rodeo Caucuses

Bernie Sanders has suspended his 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign.

OK, it’s all over but for the shouting. Let’s get it together, Lefties, we got work to do.

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7 Responses to Bye-Bye Bernie

  1. Oh FUCK that berniebro writer.

    But the progressive policies that inspired so many voters—universal government-run healthcare, tuition-free college, a wealth tax on the richest Americans—repelled many risk-averse Democratic voters who cared more about beating President Donald Trump than bringing down the system that enabled his rise.

    The “system that enabled his rise” is the FUCKING REPUBLICAN NEOCONFEDERATE PARTY AND THEIR PROPAGANDA ARM of Hate Radio and Fox News.

    Those ‘risk-averse Democratic voters’ are the people who this unending nightmare is killing so don’t you DARE blame this on them.

    (And I’ll note that every one of those policies were ALSO espoused by Liz Warren, but [gomer pyle] Surprise, surprise, surprise[/gp] SHE was the only one hounded about “So how will your PAY for this???”)

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  2. Pyed says:

    Well it appears that Bernie believes there isn’t a large enough base for him to succeed in 2020, so all of his followers should put the energy they have generated for Bernie behind the active candidate who is the least opposed to the policies and values Bernie was fighting for.


  3. tengrain says:

    As I’ve said many a-time, I would vote for a Tuna Sandwich if it was nominated. My favorite candidate was eliminated a while ago, and I’m sad about that, but I’ll be all in for supporting handsome Joe Biden.

    And no, I am not bashing Bernie. He did the right thing to drop out when it became obvious that there was no road forward. I was on team Bernie in 2016 and when it became mathematically impossible for him to clench the nomination, I turned on a dime and supported Hillary. I hope all the Berners are able to do the same.



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  4. laura says:

    It’s time to climb aboard the No Malarkey Jitney Back to the Future 2020! and rid our nation of every Republican shite bag federal state and local in November.
    Ride or Die to unelect emperor tang.

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  5. purplehead says:

    Emperor Tang. I like that one! Added benefit of sounding Chinese. Tang Dynasty. Except let’s make sure it’s not a g-d dynasty.


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