Xristian Xrazy Deeply Held Beliefs Will Kill Us All

“You assholes do know you’re not wearing gloves, right?”

Across the country pastors revolted against stay-at-home orders, pitting public health concerns against claims of religious freedom. And we could have predicted that these grifters would encourage their rubes to show up. You can see how those deeply held religious beliefs —used to deny rights to women and LGBTQ Americans— eff’s us all over again.

Perhaps a visual aid will help. This little video was making the rounds yesterday:

You don’t have to be an epidemiologist to see that this Xristian Xrazie is not only delusional, she is a threat to public health. You can be assured that she is taking all of her exposure to Walmart, Home Depot, etc. She believes she (and she indicates the others in the cars pouring out of that megachurch parking lot) have a forcefield that will protect them from the virus, but discards the probability that they will be vectors for the rest of us.

It’s another kind of entitlement, really. Why should she (and her fellow true beliebers, er, believers) do anything for the common good when they know in their hearts that Baby Jeebus is going to protect them from something that they cannot even see. Why should she worry that she’s the modern equivalent of Mrs. O’Leary’s cow (in more ways than one).

Lady might be covered in the Blood of Christ, but she is also covered in the blood of her community. People will die who come in contact with her. But she’s fine with that. She’s saved.

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15 Responses to Xristian Xrazy Deeply Held Beliefs Will Kill Us All

  1. David Utrata says:

    Hey, leave the cow out of things, it had nothing to do with the Chitown fire.
    These assholes are more like akin to the biological trait of Typhoid Mary.


  2. ming says:

    It’s difficult to care what happens to these delusional religious idiots. By all means, congregate, get sick, and die as quickly as you can. I only wish the rest of us could avoid the collateral damage from their irresponsible actions. These are the folks who elected and support Covfefe the Clown, need a wall to keep brown people in their place, don’t have a problem with kiddie jails, and who are willing to accept corruption, incompetence, and and lies to get their judges for Jesus. Their idiocy and sense of entitled persecution has infected our society for a lot longer than Covid-19. Please auto-select at your earliest convenience.

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

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  4. E.A. Blair says:

    My answer to this is to lock ’em all in the churches and quarantine them there.

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  5. buckobear says:

    They’re simply concerned with the weight of the collection plate.

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  6. YellowDog says:

    As long as I can see Pence, I know the rapture has not started. But I cannot decide if that is a good thing or a bad thing. The rapture would rid us of some of the crazies, but we would still be stuck with Stupid.

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    • Bruce388 says:

      Based on Dence Pense’s history of spreading HIV in his gubernatorial days, I’m not sure he makes the cut for the Rapture. So we’re probably stuck with him.


  7. roket says:

    If there was only some way we could identify these people who walk among us because now would be a good time to bring back shunning. Let them learn the true meaning of persecution.


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  9. maryplumbago says:

    I don’t know who makes me more angry…religious people or trump supporters, then I realize they are one in the same.
    Religion is the evil that has poisoned humanity from the get go. A perfect vehicle for judging others, hatred, racism, bigotry of all kinds, corruption, money laundering, arrogance, spitefulness and most of all killing and murder.
    How is it that this horrific malign institution still exists in the 21st century? It will ultimately destroy everything.

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  10. E.A. Blair says:

    From a script for an episode of the revived Law & Order:
    Det. Ed Green: “She says she’s covered in the blood of Jesus.”
    Lt. Anita Van Buren: “That’s good enough for me. Arrest her. Murder One.”


  11. Abu Scooter says:

    I might’ve said this here in some form before, but I’m pretty sure we’ll know when the Rapture actually does take place. God-botherers like this moron will implode when they realize that every one of the 144,000 souls lifted into Hebbin belonged to cats living in Alameda, San Francisco and San Mateo counties.


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