I guess six feet distant was not part of their business model.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead @NamelessCynic of the Twitters)
Even the best damn lap dancer in the world needs the patron to be within two or three feet for it to have any effect..
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That’s in Phoenix AZ – right next to a McDonald’s.
Vance DeGeneres did a Daily Show segment on Tampa requiring dancers to stay six feet from customers. The segment aired 20 years ago, and I can’t find a link. Shucks.
Better six feet distant than six feet under.
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