Newticles Speaks!

“Hey, Calli, Li’L Noot needs some luvin’!”

Staff-banging serial adulterer Noot Gingrich opines on the greatness of Lord Damp Nut:

Lithgow did it better, of course:

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10 Responses to Newticles Speaks!

  1. MDavis says:

    Is he still stationed in Rome with Callista? Maybe he wouldn’t be pitching to come home if he realized how bad it is. Or, gee, maybe this is a pitch to shelter in place.
    Also, there are a lot of historical figures. LDN will definitely be “up” there with Hoover. It remains to be seen how many other historical figures he’ll be compared to. Caligula? Ivan? Who knows.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    newt noo͞t, nyoo͞t►
    n. Any of several small, often brightly colored, aquatic or semiaquatic salamanders of the family Salamandridae of North America and Eurasia that typically breed in water but spend part of their lives on land.
    n. A tailed batrachian; an animal of the genus Triton in a broad sense, as T. cristatus, the great warty or crested newt, or T. (Lissotriton) punctatus, the common smooth newt; an eft; an asker; a triton.
    n. Any one of several species of small aquatic salamanders. The common British species are the crested newt (Triton cristatus) and the smooth newt (Lophinus punctatus). In America, Diemictylus viridescens is one of the most abundant species.
    More at Wordnik from The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition.

    Most commonly found in damp, moist, swampy environments. Emboldening mine.

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    • ali redford says:

      Every time Newt raises his head and speaks, it brings me back to when the kid was an infant. While I was pregnant, Newt was always butting heads with then-Pres. Clinton, so the kid got an intrauterine earful about Newt. Later, my sister and her kids were down to help me out a bit; my nephew loved newts; he told us all about it, and every time he said the word newt, the kid’s eyes got wide. My sister noted it. I told her it was political, and she laughed. Hope this wasn’t too personal, but it always comes back.

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  3. osirisopto says:

    He’s a historic figure all right.

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  4. quakerinabasement says:

    Does Gingrich ever say anything that isn’t complete bullshit?

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  5. Pyed says:

    Lord Damp Nut is probably one of the Dark Overlords of the Universe trying to get to earth in “Howard the Duck,” and Noot, that nebbisher scientist (Lithgow) who was helping him get here.

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  6. retiredeng says:

    Slightly off topic.
    “I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a newt. It doesn’t actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.”
    –Molly Ivins

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  7. roket says:

    Noot Gingrich knows how to get what he wants.

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